WTAF??

[Old Hippie]

I am watching the news, live, I see the dump has won the “FIFA peace prize?” This must be yet another example of the French making fun of us, like they did when they declared Jerry Lewis a “genius.” I can not understand why anyone would give this guy anything! Didn’t FIFA previously advise people NOT come to the USA because of the current regime’s position on immigration and foreigners in general..? Now the talking heads are kissing his ass as to why he received this award… Did I miss a few months, is it April fool’s day already..?  Please help me understand…

[buffalo_bill]

Mr Hippie, I am trying to help you here. The FIFA peace price is something that did not exist before a man called Infantini met a man called Trump. Infantini is the President of the FIFA, the International Football Association. ( Football here being Soccer). Important to know that the FIFA is the official international leader in corruption and thus qualified to seek  the love of President Donald, which in this case resulted in the invention of the FIFA peace price. It would not exist without Sleepy Don. Infantini understood the primitivity of Donald Trump´s thinking  and simply reacted accordingly. Infantini and Wladimir of Moscow both realise they have to deal with an idiot and that is why Infantini grants him a peace price and Wladimir makes him believe he takes him serious. I may repeat that I am a believer in the US as it has been before and am full of sadness about all this. How is that possible for heaven´s sake?

[buffalo_bill]

Hippie, further (final)  enlightenment should result from this piece:

"The world soccer’s governing body announced in November that this year will see the introduction of the award — a new annual accolade given to someone who FIFA says has taken “exceptional and extraordinary actions for peace and by doing so have united people across the world.”

How the winner is chosen isn’t exactly clear."

 

Hippie, you mentiond earlier her on this fine forum that you own a load of guns but refrained from shooting at anbody so far. Although " How the winner is chosen isn´t exactly clear " should I still be alive at the next World Championship I promise to mention this exemplary position. Donald will embrace you unless he is sleeping under a bench.

 

 

[Coss]

Bubi, is as usual correct.

O.H.  should you wish to be v. wealthy and have all these f*ckers as social equals, you only have to find several things, made of, or looking like they're made of, gold and give them to Trump. Warning! there may be a queue.

 

vis

 

 

[Mekong]

Infantini Tongue is so far up Trumps arse he is practically licking his tonsils 

[Coss]

I suggest its mutual, an old man 69

[Coss]

When people get awarded a medal on a ribbon, they wait until the Awarder places it around their neck, not Donald, who snatches it off the tray the girl is holding, before anyone has a chance to put it around his neck, and makes faces to someone in the audience.

 

 

 

[Coss]

here y'go Donald

 

 

[Old Hippie]

23 minutes ago, Coss said:

here y'go Donald

 

 

The dumps acceptance speech for this award “…Folks, I have deserved this award, the giant turd, for a long time…for a long time, the liberals ganged up on me, as they do, only way they can win…gang up…earlier, a few weeks back, I was talking to some person who doesn’t exist, name drop known person, and they both agreed I deserved this award for the giant trued, my turds and everyone knows this, are the biggest, the best, no turds better anywhere, not Biden’s, not Obama’s…no…mine reign supreme and stand out as a symbol to the rest of the world that the USA is again great at making the best turds and having the biggest turd  in the world as it’s leader. When it comes to turds, I am making America great again..!” 

[Old Hippie]

6 hours ago, Coss said:

Bubi, is as usual correct.

O.H.  should you wish to be v. wealthy and have all these f*ckers as social equals, you only have to find several things, made of, or looking like they're made of, gold and give them to Trump. Warning! there may be a queue.

 

vis

 

 

The dump loves shiny things, especially if they are gold colored, doesn’t matter if it is real gold or not…During his babble, the dump said he didn’t get why we call it soccer, as the feet are used exclusively, in what we here in the USA call soccer. He sighted a conflict with what we call football here, and said he didn’t get it. He said he will soon be signing an executive order demanding the world change the name to soccer, then shit his diaper said something stupid and did his “jerking 2 guys off dance moves while the village people sang YMCA” (YMCA is a known haven for gayness…)