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Internationally admired war hero Donald Duck threatened Iran 2 days ago to eliminate their powerstions from the surface of the earth if they didn´t open the Hormus Straits. But the Iranians said in that case they would pulverise big targets on the other side of the sea. Then maybe some Sheik rang Donald and threatened to reclaim their 747 gift. Donald rememberd the TACO strategy, postponed any elimination due to constructive talks under way. Nobody in Iran knows about any talks. What an idiot.

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18 minutes ago, buffalo_bill said:

Internationally admired war hero Donald Duck threatened Iran 2 days ago to eliminate their powerstions from the surface of the earth if they didn´t open the Hormus Straits. But the Iranians said in that case they would pulverise big targets on the other side of the sea. Then maybe some Sheik rang Donald and threatened to reclaim their 747 gift. Donald rememberd the TACO strategy, postponed any elimination due to constructive talks under way. Nobody in Iran knows about any talks. What an idiot.

TACAO strategy is working, the dump is winning! He has claimed he held talks with Iran’s top leaders and they are working on “a deal” and soon all will be will…Iran denies any such talks were held…it seems the dump has them right where he wants them. 

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President Donald Trump told CNN Monday that the Strait of Hormuz will be “open very soon,” adding he’d like to see the vital shipping route under joint US and Iranian control.

Good friends are the Mullahs, the best in history of mankind. Next move Hegseth will open a liaison office deep in the mountains where their bombs are. Iran opens an office in Mar a Lago, play golf each weekend and buy Cuba. 

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And to belabour a point...

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How things have changed since Trump gave 48-hour ultimatum to Iran

Trump says US and Iran in talks after he postpones strikes on power plants.

Trump says "major points of agreement" with Iran after talks.

Trump says US talking with "a top person" in Iran but not the new supreme leader.

Trump: Easing Iran oil sanctions "won't have any difference in this war".

Trump says Strait of Hormuz will be open soon and US and Iran will jointly control it.

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TACO Trump
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Of course there's every possibility that Trump gets on the phone with someone that has a thick Persian accent, but is really in an office down the hall and they chat and then Trump thinks he's "winning".

Note that they do this, in other parts of the USA government - vis - Spanish:

In February and March 2026, callers to the Washington State Department of Licensing (DOL) who pressed '2' for Spanish reported being answered by an AI-generated voice that spoke English with a heavy Spanish accent, rather than in the Spanish language.

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On 3/24/2026 at 8:36 AM, Coss said:

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TACO Trump
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Of course there's every possibility that Trump gets on the phone with someone that has a thick Persian accent, but is really in an office down the hall and they chat and then Trump thinks he's "winning".

Note that they do this, in other parts of the USA government - vis - Spanish:

In February and March 2026, callers to the Washington State Department of Licensing (DOL) who pressed '2' for Spanish reported being answered by an AI-generated voice that spoke English with a heavy Spanish accent, rather than in the Spanish language.

LINK

Rinse and repeaty diddley doo...

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As tensions escalate in the Middle East, Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps took aim at US President Donald Trump, mocking him with his own catchphrase.

IRGC spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari said in English, “Hey Trump, you are fired! You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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