Torneyboy

Encore

Donald: " I always feel that I'm covered in gold paint doctor."

Psychiatrist: " Oh, that's just your gilt complex."

-Sandy: " Will you marry me?"

Girlfriend: "No, but I'll always admire your good taste."

-There are two things a Scot likes naked!

One of them is malt whiskey!

- How did the Grand Canyon come about?

A Scotsman lost a sixpence.

I wish someone would post some good Scottish jokes

Oh dear

You were correct

Better

Oh dear..

an you post some Scottish jokes for us??

I think that was an Aussie joke and it was changed to Scottish....

Nice

Excellent

Oldie but a goodie

Actually, it was originally based on an Australian.

Born in Scotland...

I heard that one as a Scottish joke..

Sick ...but funny

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Scotsman were on a long train journey. As time passed conversation turned, as it always does, to sex. More time passed and they discussed how to turn women on.

 

'Well' said the Englishman, 'I cover my wife's important little places with honey and lick it off, very, very slowly'. It drives my wife into ecstasy every time.

 

 

 

'Me' said the Frenchman, 'I tickle my wife in those important little places with a feather. It drives her absolutely wild'.

 

'Well' says the Scotsman, 'I throw my wife on the bed, shag her senseless, whip my cock out and wipe it on the curtains. It drives her fucking mental'.

 

Nice work

Oh my my my .......you have made my week...

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Oh Dear...tich tich..not up to your high standard .MM....

Your's did it for me..

Made my day :thumbup:

Love those banana benders

Very good

Oh ..now it makes sense

Are you boys playing Cowboys and Indians ?.