King Kung

Consider a cork. Or a plug. A block. a seal. or a stopper. And a sanitary napkin to soak up the dropped eggs. Why does it have to be sanitary?

Perhaps newspaper archives and museum artifacts should be given a once over, too.

It just wouldn't be right to cast Hector or Hannibal in an unfavorable light. Especially as they're no longer around to defend themselves. And this nonsense regarding maintaining a rap sheet on current criminals. Bringing up a criminal's past transgressions is clearly unfair to the criminal. Yes, purge all public records about anybody. Especially politicians' records. It's just not fair!

They said the same thing in the 80s. It hasn't happened. In fact, the only change is that the US has increased its global hegemony with USSR's demise. Create and repeat the fantasy if it makes you feel better.