candyfloss

I just watched Mrs Doubtfire with my Uncle Kev. My Uncle Kev says that Robin Williams isn't really a lady.

My Uncle Kev also says that Pizza isn't good for you. He prefers McDonalds.

My Uncle Kev says that any publicity is good publicity. But then he would wouldn't he.

My Uncle Kev also says that all Asian girls are on the game. And they take it up the tradesman's entrance. In fact they prefer it.

There are 1.6 billion muslims in the world and that article as well as people on here are labelling all of them as terrorists when in fact it is only a tiny percentage and the vast majority are normal peaceful people.

Not every Muslim is a terrorist. But every terrorist is a Muslim. At least that's what my Uncle Kev says. And he's got A-Levels.

Sounds like a nice guy........

Whit a Doll!! Any Trip Reports frae Norway?

Munchy - c'mon - give us a Trip Report!!

Yes. Much better. And it looks like you've a decent rack on you as well.

I beg to differ. Look at her thighs. Look at her torso. "Oan maak" my good man. Lovely fizzog mind.

A lot of Rugby Players get into trouble for gouging as well. Nasty business.

Knock Knock

Bang Bang

Who's there?

Oscar Pistorious.

I'll be out in two ticks.

Mahatma Coat

Where there is love there is life.

Mahatma Gandhi

"Mai ruu si" gets the message across just as well. But then I'm no expert. Sometimes I get my "Meuwanii's" mixed up with my "Prungnee's". Cost me my leg-over that one did. Pffttt.

Too right Teddy. Angwhel is going no-where. And that's from the horses mouth. Cos I spoke to him late last night in the Jock Strap off Silom Road.

How was your 48-hour sanuk stopover Big Kev? Did you hit BKK and Pattaya?

Bloody Hell. All my favourite haunts are closing down. The Ship Inn. The Offshore. Denny's Corner Bar. Please tell me Casanova is still there?

Mmmmm. I understand your predicament. Yeesss. Tricky.

I think the Jackson Five said it best:

Whit? Nae nooky? Nae hanky-panky? Oh dear me. No. No. No. That'll not do.

I'm just back from a few weeks in Dubai. Crumpet everywhere. Wall-to-wall fanny. Jumpin' so it was. I picked up three chinese girls in a Petrol Station for the price of an Old Dutch Ghoulash. And still had enough for a schwarma on the way home. Happy Days.

They are revolting Munchie. I had some last week. I needed to eat some out-of-date Scampi Fries to get rid of the horrible taste..............

I thought the one about the Hillbilly Farmer was a little bit racist, and I don't think there is any place for that sort of humour on this Board, especially after having watched Mississipi Burning last night. Having said that, I thought it was funny.

"Oh sorry to hear that, that's called a Freudian slip."

 

a freudian slip. when you say one thing and mean a mother.