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Wizard of Oz.

never seen it before and after i saw the stage show starring Lorna Luft(Judy Garland's daughter) as the good witch i wanted to see the film.

would like to watch Gone With The Wind but i fear too long for my attention span.

Ali with Will Smith.

....nasty.

way,way too masculine looking for me......

but i bet TB would be interested.........

i don't think Mekomg was suggesting you stole jokes from his e-mail inbox.

just that you have posted old jokes.

but nothing wrong with an old joke,the oldies are very often golden.

and before you have a go at me for not posting any jokes please don't.

i have no idea of how to remember or tell a joke.

i watch comedians and 10 Mins later have no memory of anything that was said.

but i like to read or hear a good joke........... :thumbup:

i have been a good boy for over 3 Years and only slept with the GF.

we do not use contraception as she is a strong Catholic and very adverse to the idea of it.

but we work in a job where we are tested Monthly because of the dangers we might face.

we are in daily contact with all bodily fluids with blood being the main one of course.

you see a stranger and you have no idea what diseases they might have by just looking at them.

that's why young and old are treated the same and we protect ourselves.

but easy to slip up and get infected.

but you have to be careful these Days.........

Loner is your lover?.............

a typical Scousers night out then.......

a thread about jokes Gentlemen,not politics.

don't ruin it.

2 cats who are brothers,another male and a female who is the oldest.

only 1 is a tool(the elder male) who likes to hunt,the others couldn't catch a cold......

does it make a difference if all are black..... :question:

driving question is difficult.

we drive on different sides of the road so your view might be distorted.

i am right-handed but drive mainly with my left hand.

only because i normally have a cigarette in my right hand and easier to get rid off the ash out of the window............

should i make love to my GF this Weekend to prove i am not gay?.

should i post photos of the act?.

i have 4 cats........what does that say????????

but in my defence i do drive one-handed most of the time,does that make up for it?.

it's a scouse joke.............

kit-kat chunky is as unappertising as a deep-fried mars bar........

hmmm........Dr.Shipman.

a friend of mine was a patient of his since the late 60's and feels relieved that he only targeted the older folk.

her Mother and Grandmother are thought to victims that could never been proved............

oh dear Mr.Munchmaster.

such an old joke in my neck of the woods,but thanks for sharing.

the original is a Gosport Girl travelling to the Hard(not Gunwharf)and it is the Gosport Ferry.

why????????????

not everyone reads Nightlife,i for one haven't for Months.

not a real interest for me as i don't know 99% of the places talked about or the current scene.

GD is a much better place for this kind of info as more people would have seen it.

GD can be a surprise every time you open it because you never know what you will find.

Nightlife can be pretty much same same.........

an oldie but goodie............

i find C&O a bit bland and i don't like S&V...... :thumbdown:

i voted for Tomato Ketchup....... :thumbup:

i know not crisps but i do like the Scampi Nik-Naks.....

number 8 is not a problem.

this Board has it's own Village Idiot.

some of the London Contingent know him well......

you are one sick Mother..........

fancy posting that earthquake joke....

oh dear dumbone.....

that joke was posted by Munchie 4 Days ago......