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As winter waits to swap the wings for center-stage in her white gloves and slippers, I will soon be sojourning in BKK for a period of 10-days, a trip I've been making about twice a year since the mid-1990s. Twenty years ago (when I was in my early 30s), a 10-dayer in LOS would've had me clocking up at least half-a-dozen different rentals, bird-wise: 6 or 7 different birds over 10 days. (I don't mean 6 or 7 shags in 10 days. I mean countless bouts of shagging, but with a variety of (6 or 7) different birds as opposed to the same bird.) Ten years ago (so I was in my early 40s, obviously, soft lad ), I reckon it would have been about the same. But, if I am honest and not spouting my usual self-aggrandising exaggerated shite, I wouldn't expect to be batting anywhere near that average this year 'bird-count' wise. Musing on the last three or four trips I've made to Thailand, I reckon I'm down to 2 or 3 different tarts per 10 days i.e. half of what I was a decade back. Plenty of shagging, and I'll often shag the same bird for 2 or 3 nights, but I certainly don't take as many different birds now. I don't think it's simply age: me being over 50 now. Up until last year (red-carded due to the sauce, of course ) I had a steady girlfriend at home and I've never felt randier or shagged more prolifically. So, I've not had a regular bird for over a year now, and it's been slim pickings of late: I'm carting my balls about in a wheelbarrow and gasping for a ride, lads. Therefore... I should be aiming high, quantity-wise, once I've set foot in Thailand. And, yet, I suspect it'll be 2 or 3, not 6 or 7. Did I weary of it? Did I become gentler somehow? I am two people, of course: the sober one and the drunk one . But they both seem nicer of late, and even the piss-artist shrinks at the idea of treating someone unkindly and without respect. I find it hard to go through girls like oblivious wildfire now: not physically, but (for want of any better term) humanly. Whaddya reckon, fellers? Vote in my excellent poll, and let's have your tall tales too. jack