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I have decided that I either need to get Dell tech suport to come here and fix my workstation, or I'm going start using my 40 cal. S&W as a repair tool.

"Thank you for calling Dell, what problem are you experiencing?"

"Well, after speaking with your tech support folks for over ten hours, I decided I would fire 5 or 10 rounds from my H&K USP 40 into the CPU. Funnily enough, the system will no longer boot."

"Sir, discharge of firearms is not covered by your warranty."

"I'm sorry you said you were calling from where, exactly?"


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