zzzz Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorwolf Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya. the "ladies" on beach road will be much more impressed when you're just walking around, wearing a sweat-stained singlet (just an xl one so you can show off your hairy beer-belly), cut-off filthy jeans (no underwear please, your hairy butt-crack scores major points with the "ladies") and cast-off flip-flops. don't forget to stay away from the shower and your razor-blade for at least a week before your assault on beach rd!! for added star-power bring along a bottle of luke-warm cheers beer, belch and fart regularly, and introduce yourself as "heinz, ich bin ein plumber from stuttgart." good luck! and don't forget to write us a trip report! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 This ride Link may go a long way toward impressing the ladies on Beach Rd. Pattaya. the "ladies" on beach road will be much more impressed when you're just walking around' date=' wearing a sweat-stained singlet (just an xl one so you can show off your hairy beer-belly), cut-off filthy jeans (no underwear please, your hairy butt-crack scores major points with the "ladies") and cast-off flip-flops. don't forget to stay away from the shower and your razor-blade for at least a week before your assault on beach rd!! for added star-power bring along a bottle of luke-warm cheers beer, belch and fart regularly, and introduce yourself as "heinz, ich bin ein plumber from stuttgart." good luck! and don't forget to write us a trip report![/quote'] That should work fine. On the other hand it would be even better to put on a dirty white shirt and tell them you are an English teacher from Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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