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I thought Ned squeeled well. One of the high points of the filum.

Milk.....errr is that gay

The Hangover.....LMFO Also the Bourne trilogy which I consider the best action flicks around.

Tried that in the news thread :content: According to his lawyers Micheal's will contained a clause where a commorative toy whistle shaped like himself was to be released after his death. He thought it only fair the kids had a chance to blow him for a change.

One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!†Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!â€Â

Last couple I watched were the original Gods must Be Crazy and The Atomic Cafe. My kids didn't really understand the full consequences of nuclear weapons and Indiano Jones kind of downplayed it his latest crap movie

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila!!!!!!

Yeah but some get the bill paid for them....several times

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at five hundred for a hand-job." Guy says, "five hundred dollars! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes". "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, own them because I give a hand-job that's worth five hundred." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000?" The hooker replies, "1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of 1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

Little Johnny arrives home from school and there is grandma sitting on the lounge fast asleep. To his surprise she has her legs spread apart, knickers around her ankles and her dress pulled up. Johnny races into his mother in the kitchen "Mummy mummy grandma is asleep on the lounge and she has her legs spread apart and her dress pulled up and she's got a big oyster between her legs" "Now now Johnny" says his mother "That's not an oyster that's Grandma's genital" To which Johnny replies "Well it sure tastes like and oyster"

Why don't blind people like sky diving? Because it scares the dogs. I know not very PC but I thought it was funny and actually came from a brail joke book.

Why are Lawyers like sperm? Because 1 out of every million turns out to be a human being.

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' arse it won't be Coco Pops."

Both...

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope," replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" Again Jimmy says, "Nope." "'You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me." Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. "Fine," his father said. "Stand in the corner, but keep quiet."

This should be interesting.....I'm taking bets on who gets booted off first... :grin:

How about becoming a board sponsor then...

"I guess when you're tiny like me you can pretty much hang me upside down and drill my little pussy like I was a bag of rice. But I don't mind. The feeling of having a cock gouge into my fuck hole with enormous pounding and pressure is my favorite thing in the world. Then it's up to him where he wants to shoot his massive load. Sometimes in my mouth or on my face, or my favorite inside my tiny womb." Yep....all class

So if I can get some signs put up around SC and NP saying if a strange girl offers to "Love You Long Time" Say No......you will give me credit? Maybe a extra big one at WS....

Yeah like it's going to be in the papers. I do remember one story about a guy being extradited from Taiwan for offing a few farangs and reported to be a member of the Thai Mafia. Think it was the Bangkok Post.

Ummm....didn't someone say that about 40 posts ago. Mate don't know you but to put it bluntly I think your a bit of a dill. Quiet obvious from the beginning this was personal and you were out for revenge. I still don't think you've been up front with what really happened to you. Be smart and count your losses. The only thing you are going to get from your little crusade is trouble.

Isn't it now only 11........I heard they sold one to an Saudi tourist.

Sounds good.....animal vegetable or mineral

Yep....got the new Motorola ready to go.......it does mean we will have to put up with crap OH enters though. Oh well we've survived before.