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So Who Would You Give One, Given the Chance?


Fiery Jack

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Unusually, given time on my hands, I have construed to make a comprehensive list of birds I'd shag if I could. In no particular order, they are as follows:

 

That bird Rene Zwelliger (or however you spell her fucking name :doah:)

The bird that Bruce Willis used to fuck (Demi Moore, was it?)

Whoopi Goldberg :hubba:

That bird who's always in the Woody Allen films. The old one.

Mickey Rourke ::

Pong from Soi 7 beergarden (back door action for free!)

That bird Miki Lee off the porny videos

The two black birds that are good at tennis (Williams?)

Uma "Crackhead" Thurman

That bird that got lifted for shoplifting and having loads of downers and dope in her handbag. (That was probably Uma Therman again?) :up:

 

I wonder if any other posters might like to contribute their notions of who, in an ideal world, would be best to fuck? :)

 

jack :help:

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LMAO Fiery Jack. Perhaps you can explain why is it when I approach one of the english girls at the pub i watch footie and i get a smack across the face when i ask if they 'up the arse'?Or maybe i'm not quoting the right english phrase when i also ask them i have some dvd's at my place but only if they 'fancy the arse'.

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Angelique must be in the same mindset to get BB off.

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Off.... Her premises? I think they splitted a while ago. It's Angelina, BTW....

If she still does charity for Cambodia, expect to see her around Pattaya, for a few farniente days before a movie schedule. And she claimed in an interview last month that she has not had sex in a year or so. Did Bobby turn her off that badly? :grinyes:

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The freind of a friend said BB was hung like a trojan horse. Not that I wanted to know, my self esteem is low enough as it is. But it appears he must have some 'brother' in him...haha...well, he is from the south. So, Angeline Jolie must be stretched out. All i want is those pouty lips anyway.

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