Fiery Jack Posted December 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Unusually, given time on my hands, I have construed to make a comprehensive list of birds I'd shag if I could. In no particular order, they are as follows: That bird Rene Zwelliger (or however you spell her fucking name ) The bird that Bruce Willis used to fuck (Demi Moore, was it?) Whoopi Goldberg :hubba: That bird who's always in the Woody Allen films. The old one. Mickey Rourke :: Pong from Soi 7 beergarden (back door action for free!) That bird Miki Lee off the porny videos The two black birds that are good at tennis (Williams?) Uma "Crackhead" Thurman That bird that got lifted for shoplifting and having loads of downers and dope in her handbag. (That was probably Uma Therman again?) I wonder if any other posters might like to contribute their notions of who, in an ideal world, would be best to fuck? jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 LMAO Fiery Jack. Perhaps you can explain why is it when I approach one of the english girls at the pub i watch footie and i get a smack across the face when i ask if they 'up the arse'?Or maybe i'm not quoting the right english phrase when i also ask them i have some dvd's at my place but only if they 'fancy the arse'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Catherine Zeta Jones. What a beautiful woman. Age is catching up on her, but she's still very pretty. It'd be nice to test an older woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 I'd give Halle Berry one too. ---------------------- I saw her a couple times on TV, no make up, undone, not so bubblicious then. I am a family man, I'd give the same answer i gave last we had this topic: Vanessa Williams. time-machine: Grace kelly in her Hitchcok (hitchcok???? ) movie period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Angelique must be in the same mindset to get BB off. --------------------- Off.... Her premises? I think they splitted a while ago. It's Angelina, BTW.... If she still does charity for Cambodia, expect to see her around Pattaya, for a few farniente days before a movie schedule. And she claimed in an interview last month that she has not had sex in a year or so. Did Bobby turn her off that badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 The freind of a friend said BB was hung like a trojan horse. Not that I wanted to know, my self esteem is low enough as it is. But it appears he must have some 'brother' in him...haha...well, he is from the south. So, Angeline Jolie must be stretched out. All i want is those pouty lips anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Joan Bakewell when she was shagging Harold Pinter, but obviously not at the same time. The dark haired burd from Robin's Nest. Googie Withers in the 1950's, well before Within these Walls. Salma Hayek. Ursula Andress in Dr No. Audry Hepburn circa Roman Holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 Hi Lucy Lui and Jintara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyourdaddy Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 "Beyonce Knowles; I hear she's a real diva and bitchy, so the whole session with her would have to be doggy style with the corresponding hair pulling and 'who's your daddy?' questions posed through out." It is quite strange you think of me while you are stagging rock stars. But to each their own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted December 30, 2003 Report Share Posted December 30, 2003 There's a black porn star called Kiwi, fit as a butchers dog. Go on google and serarch under 'Kiwi Black Whore'. I'm thinking of suing the website that has the most mpeg's of her because of the RSI in my right hand. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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