Fiery Jack Posted September 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 "It's better to travel than to arrive..." Bollocks. :: Me and my now debarred lawyer Jason Glasspipe QC were on our way to my old soulbrother and ace DJ Dr Muff Richardson's turntable session at the Swillers Arms last night and the taxi bloke, who was clearly aled-up smacked into the arse of a bus on the Burslem bypass. The fuzz were there like a shot so we had to sling the tar and whizz we were ferrying to the gig into a ditch by the side of the road. Was OK when we got there, though, because Smokey was "holding", and sorted us out with a bag of skunk weed. Better to arrive than travel, then, we all reckoned. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elef Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 FJ, all life is a travel and to arrive finishes it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 "It's better to give than receive". Bollocks, is it! Especially when it comes to blowjobs, it isn't. I can't believe I used to fall for that one, getting down on my knees for Uncle Bob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 >>Better to arrive than travel, then, we all reckoned.<< If an ass goes a-travelling, he'll not arrive home a horse. Oh wait, that one is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 "Two heads are better than one......" tell that to the poor cunt I saw on Soi 3/1 last night with two coupons sprouting out of the same neck, trying to scrounge his busfare home off them tight arsed arab cunts. Not that I gave him more than a kick in the bollocks mind. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Can't wait to see your new improved avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elef Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hi chuckwoww, his link isn't correct ('-' instead of '/') try this one elef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Thank you elef. I feel much better now. 'Correct' is not a word I would normally associate with SLH but who knows? Perhaps a spell in solitary has shown him the error of his ways. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 That one elef sent me don't work either. Cheers PS Pattaya's full of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 why would STH want a picture of Lazyphil on the pull as his avatar?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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