TroyinEwa/Perv Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 [rant]My GF is going nuts as Thai girls do about babies. Does anyone have a new born or something I can rent for like a day or so? Need to scream a lot and need feeding every 10 secounds and takes a lot of nasty dumps in the diaper. Basically I am offing up my GF for a day or two off for a new mother. She needs to see what she is asking for. Cute and or well behaved babies need not apply. [/rant] Flawed experiment then right from the start. You have to take the good with the bad. I didn't want kids before either but once they entered the world, the world wouldn't be worth living without them, puke and shitty diapers included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Corinthian, you could borrow Devil Spawn, if the gf is cute he'd like that, and you'd be guaranteed no kids. Ask LK when you see him next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Flawed experiment then right from the start. You have to take the good with the bad. I didn't want kids before either but once they entered the world, the world wouldn't be worth living without them, puke and shitty diapers included. Right on. I'm into grand children now and loving it. Mind you I do wonder what kind of world they are growing into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passingthru69 Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 My wife is on the wanting a baby kick again. Problem is I'm 51 and she's 40. Both of us do not have any childern either with other people or together. That and the fact we are allways traveling with my work, I just don't see it happening.. I've been putting her off by saying if it happens it happens. Yes it might be great to have a child, but I believe I'm getting to old for kids.. Yes I've seen the men in their 60's 70's pushing the strollers in Pattaya and we kinda chuckle with our buddies about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted October 24, 2010 Report Share Posted October 24, 2010 Like the lady told her husband..."...I'm making a baby tonight at 9 PM...whether you are here or not!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranma500 Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 You know, I think it's much the same as the property or automobile market. You're really just throwing money away by renting. It always makes more sense to buy. I have an excellent model on offer - under one year old - fully equipped - sold by original owner - full vaccination log book - extremely high volume on sound system (no amplification necessary) - extremely active fuel ejection system - sold at a very reasonable price because it needs a lot of attention. Interested? ranma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave32 Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 You see, men can separate the instinct that hormones drive. Throughout history the male species has learned to think with the big head and use the small one only for fun and sometimes for breeding. Women have not. Muahahahahaha. That was pretty fucking funny dude. Men are much more predictable than women, and it's not for thinking with their big head. You're right about this --> at their biological core women are baby-making machines. Living breathing incubators. No matter how much culture tries to control that, it'll always be there. Proceed with caution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Take your girlfriend for a visit to an orphanage. Might calm her down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 I been told I'm a big baby...adopt me for the day...can I get breast fed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 No! You'll get fed Gerber Baby Food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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