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In a wine blending factory the regular taster died and the director >started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look >came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how >to send him away. > >They anyhow decide to test him. They give him a glass with a drink. He >tries it and says, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a >north slope, matured in steel containers." > >"That's correct", says the boss. Another glass is brought to him. "It's >red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels". > >"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his blonde secretary >to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic >tried it. > >"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you >don't give me the job, I'll tell who is the father." > >The drunkard was immediately appointed as the new taster.

Knight and Day Zero * What a loser film! Waste of time and plastic (the DVD). Tom Cruise at his worst!!! Give it a miss, IMO.

Have You Ever Danced? An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector --not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir, but I've always wanted to." There are a few lessons for us all here: Never be arrogant. Don't waste ammunition. Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. Always, always make sure you know who has the power. Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid. I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you?

Ahhhh, some good bashing from down under! Keep up the god work lads!!

Synecdoche, New York Watch the Trailer Blockbuster: Buy or Rent Online The Critics: B- 8 reviews My Grade: Rate this Movie! write a review Yahoo! Users: B- 519 ratings Theater director Caden Cotard is mounting a new play. His life catering to suburban blue-hairs at the local regional theater in Schenectady, New York is looking bleak. His wife Adele has left him to pursue her painting in Berlin, taking their young daughter Olive with her. His therapist, Madeleine Gravis, is better at plugging her best-seller than she is at counseling him. A new relationship with the... http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809873025/info I attended a play at the theater in Schenectady some years back! Small world!!

Jesse Stone Series Tom Sellek **** Some years old of a series, but quite good! Sellek is the police chief in a small town near Boston. Good solid acting, believable story lines. Six in the series.

I Love You Phillip Morris Jim Carey movie. A bit of a stretch for him...him being 170% GAY and kissing men!!! * I would say, give it a miss.

The hair was "different" but not too bad of a movie, IMO.

The Expendables *** Ok, don't think too mutt movie. Didn't expect much so was not disappointed. Sly can still make a movie an make some $$$, good on him!

Did some recon last night and looks like some new talent at the secret pub

You are an evil, terrible person...keep up the good work!!!

Terrible stuff...keep it coming!!!

A 70 year old man asks his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive.

Most evil...got ta luv it!!!

The Stranger Steve Austin has lost his memory and rogue FBI agents are out to kill him. Bit of a sleeper, was say 1 1/2 hr but seemed like 10 hr movie...a bit boring. ** 1/2

Haven't seen the lovely Ms Double D but I'm sure the two of you will *** connect ***

I did some recon on the Secret Bar...all is in order, except for me! Errrr, the back room is too small or so I was told or read that somewhere :hubba:

Anyone found a torrent of this movie that actually works? I d'load about ten of them and all were fakes....grrrrrr.

What's Up Tiger Lily **** Woody Allen (who I am not a fan of) took this 1960-ish Japanese James Bond movie, stripped out all the audio and wrote an audio scrip. Quite funny. The "James Bond" actor (Japanese) has a lovely lady in his room, she is wrapped in a towel (only). She says, "name me three presidents". He walks over to her and says, "Roosevelt, McKinley", then unwraps the towel and glances down and says, "Lincoln".

Whiskey Galore black & white movie Great movie! **** Small Scottish island in the 1940's runs out of whiskey. A ship carrying 50,000 cases of whiskey runs aground off the island... Have to give it a close listen as they often speak fast and with a bit of an accent.

...free drinks on the plane

Then you need to be at Los Cabos on Friday!

Just d'loaded Winter's Bone but the video was just a virus...grrrrr, will try again!

Death at a Funeral **** Quite funny! Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Danny Glover and a bunch other comedy actors/actresses...even a dwarf!

The Backup Plan **1/2 A bit of a chick flick but Jennifer Lopez sure looks good! OK story, easy to see the ending.