Torneyboy

You are on a roll

Nice one :thumbup:

Excellent :thumbup:

Jock

Sick

Nice one

No harm done

The goalie ..classic

One of your better ones :thumbup:

A Scotsman goes into an Irish pub and asks the barman. "can you tell me the quickest way to get to Dublin"? The Barman asks "Are you driving or walking"? The Scotsman answers " Driving" The Barman says ...that's the quickest!..

oops

Excellent

yes

Well done

The man replies: "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling and golf."

Thanks..funny

More so if Thai..

Sad ..but true

Nice one :thumbup:

Excellent :thumbup:

Well,' she explained, ' one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Scots,' Very good ...you sure you didn't change Scot's..

Triplets?

I am fully booked

Oh dear

They are top notch clobber down here....