Torneyboy

Looks like your poll has gone belly up... Love it

No ...yuk ..ok on bread but not as a crisp Who voted for marmite.... Zaad put me onto Durian Chips they are nice ..but not on the list

Chicken ones are nice ... Marmite ...Really

True ...but many don't think about the warnings ( won't happen to me etc )...

Not a bad deal..

Or ..have an International consultant with two years experience ..is the rule down here....not to mention all the other stuff ..like a safe and BSP reports etc etc .. How would they book flights with no knowledge of the CRS ?

A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussain captured a Scotsman,an Englishman and an Australian. Saddam says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am You will be given 50 lashes each but you can have whatever you want on your back" The Australian goes first and asks for the finest Kangaroo hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the kangaroo hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives. The Englishman says "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars" he shouts defiantly"Stiff upper lip you know eh what" His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs fractured and protruding, a terrible mess to behold. "Now Jock It's your turn you have the same choice as the other two what would you like on your back" says Saddam. Jock replies quickly and without hesitation "I'll have the Englishman"

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

2c if she is falang

Yes i think you may well be right ..and is a shame ..

Thank heaven for that

Yep ..just your gut feeling i think ..some people are just way open to be taken and others are not ..so obvious in most cases i don't understand how they get conned ...

Busy as all hell....money money money in there

Chat Thai..campbell street?

On ..now that is funny..

Yes they will keep on coming to Thailand ..and why not

Nice one

Interesting ..sure a lot of them .. You were lucky to get away .. Still i fell buyer beware is a good option.

Back to your best

Oh yeah

I guessed that MM

Not as funny as the Scottish version,,

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Was agreeing with the OP

Very wise man :thumbup:

Yeah that