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Paddy tells his wife “My bum hole is really burning, no idea what it is?â€

“Ring sting†his wife says.

Paddy replies “How the fck will he know?â€

Wonder Woman [2017]

Available in HD download so free, I was curious why some reviews gave this high marks. Still confused as its utter rubbish, OTT CGI nonsense with some of the most vomit inducing dialogue.

Geoffrey Giuliano ( Hollywood Actor, Writer, Fox News Chan) at Big C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0J71I6ZIw0

Customer: A nice bunch of flowers for the wife please

Florist: Certainly, sir. Are you looking for anything particular?

Customer: A blow job hopefully

Mr Trump a tough guy cockney accent. No words were changed.

In a Valley of Violence (2016)

A somewhat satirical and absurd homage to westerns of old like Tarantino might do, falls flat at times, but overall entertains.

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie [2017]

50% Hero. 100% Cotton. Impossible to watch this animated caper without raising a laugh.

Prick Up Your Ears [1987]

Amusing recently re-released DVD bio on the 50^th anniversary of the violent death of London playwright Joe Orton set during the swinging 60’s. The title “Ears†is an anagram, which dictates the theme of this!

Breaking news ....Autopsy just finished on Brucie. Official notice : Bruce Forsyth died of a seizure, nice to seizure, to seizure nice!!

The top 15 funniest jokes from the Fringe 2017

1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude".

"You must be a technician." said the balloonist. "I am" replied the man "how did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."

The man below responded, "You must be in management". "I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fucking fault!

The Hippopotamus [2017]

Enjoyable bawdy British comedy based on a Stephen Fry novel, combine’s old style Agatha Christie style sleuthing with the wicked filthy minded voice overs of a drunkard-retired poet.

My Cousin Rachel [2017]

A poorly directed remake of the 1952 romantic thriller movie does not quite generate the atmosphere it might have among the fine scenery.

The Zookeeper's Wife [2017]

Based on the true story of Warsaw Zoo during the 2^nd World War, this is a rather dull and clichéd Schindler's List type of story that never gets as nasty as it probably should. Cute animals distract.

D' Mrs. Brown's Boys Movie [2014]

Cashing in on the UK TV comedy show, which offers basic family comedy for the weekend masses, the movie is old school unoriginal “fecking†rubbish, cannot believe a second movie is in the works.

Of Gods And Men [2011]

The French foreign language entry for the 83^rd academy awards, covers the 1996 harrowing story of French monks helping poor communities in Algeria that meet their fate in the civil war. Not bad but as some wag once said “forgive me father for I was boredâ€.

Trink towards the end was just treading water. At least Stickman is wrapping it up while the site is still going strong. .

Agreed - I will miss the Sunday read.