Palatkik
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Classic adverts part 2466:
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A Yorkshire mans dog dies so he decides to have a statue made of it as a memory. The sculpture asks if he would like it 18 carat, to which he replies "No, chewing a bone".
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Two lawyers were working on a job. One was pro bono but the other thought he was a right pretentious twat!
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Just watched Dad's Army (2016) and found it to be utter pants. Far better is last years TV movie
We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story (2015)
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Legend
2015 film
Suave, charming and volatile, Reggie Kray (Tom Hardy) and his unstable twin brother Ronnie start to leave their mark on the London underworld in the 1960s. Using violence to get what they want, the siblings orchestrate robberies and murders while running nightclubs and protection rackets.
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Beware of Mr Baker [2012]
Good biopic on Ginger Baker.
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The Ecstasy of Wilko Johnson [2015]
As IMDB says -Facing up to death with dignity, intellect and humour. Enlightening.
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A Walk In The Woods [2015]
I'm a boring fart who likes these kind of movies!
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Good copy DVD screener of 007 Spectre is out now.
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In The Heart Of The Sea [2015]
Good ol' fashioned sea shanty stuff based vaguely on a true story. Saw it on Kodi.
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We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story (2015)
Very cleverly done TV movie.
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Just watched "The Martian" using a useful Kodi addon 123Movies that runs fast without buffer. As for the movie, very disappointed with all the usual Hollywood cliches from start to end. Lots of other good movies to see tho!
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I was once shot at by armed robbers making a getaway in the Niger delta from a ship nearby, but until now, touch wood, never had anything stolen. Keep it all locked up and or have had reliable work place, security, maids etc.
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"Sounds like you're a bit of a slow learner. With the exception of the camera in Rio you seem to have a habit of leaving valuables lying around."
Not really
Case closed. Besides the daylight armed robbery which I wouldn't wish on anyone, it seems since 1990 and 2013 you haven't learned how to store your stuff safely at work or home or take advice from others? ;-) but I could be wrong.
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So funny it could well be a mocumentary? She ended her bank job and went picking the best gold fish at the market for her new line of work.
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Black Mass [2015]
There's a good quality Chinese rip of this on torrent now with English original soundtrack. Great movie as well.
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Inside Out [2015]
Perhaps one of the best animated movies I recall.
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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
2015 film
An awkward high-school senior (Thomas Mann) and a gravely ill classmate (Olivia Cooke) surprise themselves by becoming inseparable friends.
* Wifey enjoyed this one. I kinda liked the quirky humor.
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The Grand Budapest Hotel
2014 film
In the 1930s, the Grand Budapest Hotel is a popular European ski resort, presided over by concierge Gustave H. (Ralph Fiennes). Zero, a junior lobby boy, becomes Gustave's friend and protege. Gustave prides himself on providing first-class service to the hotel's guests, including satisfying the sexual needs of the many elderly women who stay there. When one of Gustave's lovers dies mysteriously, Gustave finds himself the recipient of a priceless painting and the chief suspect in her murder.
* Enjoyed this a lot.
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Ironclad
2011 film
In the 13th century, a dedicated group of Knights Templar defends Rochester Castle against King John.
* Lots of blood and gore to entertain here.
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The Runner
2015 film
An embarrassing video threatens the career of an idealistic Louisiana congressman (Nicolas Cage) who dreams of running for the Senate.
* I always enjoy Nick Cage movies, even the crap or mediocre ones of which I will rate this the latter.
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Just recently watched these - all worth a look and good quality rips:
Coriolanus (2011)
Snowtown (2011)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Fury (2014)
Ironclad (2011)
Any New Jokes
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A drowned guys family had his reef made out in the shape of a life jacket, as it's what he'd have wanted.