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Dave Letterman claimed last night that Romney will pick Biden

to be his Vice President.

No mention so far of Romney placing his dog on the roof of his automobile station wagon while taking family on vacation/holiday from Boston to Quebec. The dog was on the roof of station wagon the whole trip.

Obama: 48.6

Romney 45.0

Get over it.

And this is the average. Some are much higher for President Obama.

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The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010 will be regarded in history as the greatest legislation since the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Live with it and move on.

Obama will easily get a 2nd term.

So get over it.

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,

How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the

other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the

Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got

dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a

pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my

seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that a

Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but

thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started

to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a

fucking Chihuahua?!"

I always wished to travel to North Korea as a tourist.

I have always wanted to travel to Cuba as a tourist.

I did travel to East Germany before the wall came down.

I have been to North Vietnam before the influx of tourism and US recognition.

I just like to view how Communism screws things up so badly.

Example:

In Hanoi, stayed at one of the "modern" Communist hotels. Ten or eleven floors. And price for room went down the higher the floor. As when constructed in the 1970's there was no elevator/lift. When I stayed there there was an elevator installed but it didn't fit the opening correctly. There was a gap on each side of door. But the old price structure remained. Cheaper rooms the higher one goes. I got up early one morning and all of the employees were sleeping on the floor of the main dining room. Later that morning went down for breakfast in the smaller dining room. Ordered a Western style breakfast. Was told that breakfast had to be ordered one day ahead. There were a bunch of Koreans sitting having a big breakfast. I asked how they got their breakfast. Waitress stated that they had ordered breakfast "yesterday". The breakfast dining room did have coffee and juice. So that was the breakfast at that modern Communist hotel. Gotta love the Commies!

Christopher Hitchens

"WASHINGTON - British-born journalist and atheist intellectual Christopher Hitchens, who made the United States his home and backed the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq, died on Thursday at the age of 62.

Hitchens died in Houston of pneumonia, a complication of cancer of the esophagus, Vanity Fair magazine said.

"Christopher Hitchens - the incomparable critic, masterful rhetorician, fiery wit, and fearless bon vivant - died today at the age of 62," Vanity Fair said.

A heavy smoker and drinker, Hitchens cut short a book tour for his memoir "Hitch 22" last year to undergo chemotherapy after being diagnosed with cancer.

As a journalist, war correspondent and literary critic, Hitchens carved out a reputation for barbed repartee, scathing critiques of public figures and a fierce intelligence."

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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first donor is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second donor is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. And, the third donor is an

attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years.

Which do you want?"

"I'll take the lawyer's heart," said the patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the lawyer's heart.

"It was easy," explained the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."

Knock. Knock.

Andy Rooney.

The Republicans are now trying to justify that it okay to reach your

hand up a woman's skirt while forcing her head to a guy's crotch.

 

I really didn't think the Republican Party had been to the Star of Light.

OK. OK. Now whom on this board has NOT done this?

Name names.

I have to say, Mr Jobs made a difference to my life, a positive one.

 

How long before all computers become beige again?

Hey, my computer IS beige. What does that mean?

I just got a new HP printer and that is both beige and black.

Perry is a flash in the pan. He ain't going nowhere. Too much baggage.

Loved his religion revival this Spring. Loved listening to all them ministers and preachers.

It used to piss me off in Vietnam that good guys were almost always the ones who got killed, like as not trying to save somebody else. The selfish SOBs survived. I want to rewrite the rule book on life.

 

In my outfit there were always some who just loved it. Never an issue for someone to volunteer to walk point.

You right wingnuts may have to wake up to reality.

Democrat Kathy Hochul won US House seat in a full Republican area. So much for the Tea Bag Movement.

Will the GOP allow the debt limit to increase or will they let the government go into default because they want to hurt Obama 'in a real bad way'?

Correct. The Republicans are acting like a bunch or horney bulls prancing around a cow in heat.

"Let them eat cake."

As the financial barn and farmhouse burns.

 

Those who wish they were in the military? Have you taken leave of your senses?

 

Oh, yes. I have lost my senses. At some dive bar off of Walking Street in Pattaya. Got back to hotel and all were gone. And I forget which dive bar it was. Whenever I'm in Pattaya I roam the sois and back alleys searching the dive sleeze bars trying to find whatever I lost. An endless journey.

Reenactors.

The glories of war and the pseudo soldiers who wished that they were part of it.

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Oh, wait, Munches post is about movies. I forgot.

Have I mentioned this movie?

Great movie for former military guys or those who wish that they were in the military or those who love conspiricy theories. Or just ordinary Tin Hat people.

If I have mentioned this movie before please let me know.

I tend to repeat myself lately.

And I wash my hands many multiple times per day.

Some tell me that this may be an issue for me and that I should seek serious psychiatric theapy.

Clint did an interview awhile back on the tele.

One tidbit of the bridge blowing up in Spain. According to Clint. The Spanish Army engineers built the bridge. And the top Spanish general was invited by Sergio to view the actual blowing up of the bridge.

Sergio advised Clint and Eli to go down closer to view bridge being blown up. Eli asked Clint if the spot where Sergio advised them to go might be a tad too close to explosion. Both Clint and Eli stayed far away from the explosion.

The 2nd part of that story was that the Spanish General was told by Sergio that when he states "OK" - the Spanish general could press the buttom to blow up the bridge. Sergio had many camera angles and cameras. Sergio was contacting each cameraman and asking if each was set up and ready to shoot. One of them yelled back "OK". When the Spanish general heard the "OK" he blew up the bridge. Too early for correct filming.

And as Clint stated, the bridge was completely rebuilt. A second bridge was used for filming.

According to some theories above, Senator John McCain could not be president either.

"According to Romney family lawyers it doesn't matter if Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, Kenya, or even Paris: Because his mother was an American (and not even Donald Trump questions that), he is eligible to be President.

The Romney lawyers investigated this question in the 1960s, when Mitt Romney's father, Governor George Romney of Michigan, was vying for the Republican presidential nomination. George Romney had been born in a Mormon colony in Chihuahua, Mexico, as his grandfather moved there with his wives in the 1880s after polygamy was outlawed in the U.S.

While some opponents nicknamed him "Chihuahua George," his suitability for the highest office because of his birth was never seriously challenged. The reason his campaign faltered was because of his shift in position on the Vietnam War: He went from being a supporter to opposing it, infamously claiming to have been "brainwashed" by military officials. After that Richard Nixon's lead in the polls more than doubled.

Article II of the U.S. Constitution states that "No person except a natural born citizen ... shall be eligible to the Office of President," and so the question is: Does natural born citizen mean born a citizen or born in the U.S.? The Founding Fathers were of course aware of both jus soli (birthright citizenship) and jus sanguinis (citizenship through parentage), but deliberately wrote "natural born" rather than something like "born on U.S. soil," arguably to include children born to U.S parents outside the country."

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If it's made of nuts, fruits, and cake . . . well then it is a fruitcake.

 

I agree. But you said the 47% don't pay federal income taxes because they are below the poverty level. And that ain't correct.

 

HH

 

P.S. Would somebody here please instruct Unit731 on how to "google"?

Facts sometimes get in the way of the truth.

"The 47 percent number is not wrong."

"So why are those radio and television talk show hosts spending so much time arguing that today’s wealthy are unfairly burdened? Well, it’s hard not to notice that the talk show hosts themselves tend to be among the very wealthy."

"No doubt, like the rest of us, they don’t particularly enjoy paying taxes. They are happy with the tax cuts they have received lately. They would prefer if other people had to pick up the bill for Medicare, Social Security and the military — people like, say, firefighters, preschool teachers, computer support specialists, farmers, members of the clergy, mail carriers, secretaries and truck drivers."

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Google yourself and read up. And stop listening to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Alex Jones, and the rest of the fruit cakes out there.

Every one of these pundits is a card carrying member of a UNION !

Below is a good example of the nut cases out there. And if you believe this garbage - well, maybe it's time to look into the mirror and see if you are in fact looking at a fruit cake.

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Google it yourself.

That 47% do not make enough in income to actually pay federal income tax.

That's a fact, Jack !

You can dance scream and holler and and argue all you want.

Facts are facts.

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GW understood facts.

I'm too lazy to go look - was there anything about Wisconsin here?

 

Very interesting. I went from coming from 100 percent pro union background (pops, granddad, most uncles worked in the steel mills - Chicago/Gary), to migrating to California and experiencing some of the shittier sides of unions as corrupt political institutions.

 

I'm not sure what Walker did was a bad thing. Don't know.

47% of US workers pay zero federal income tax. Cheaters?

No, their income is below the stated poverty level.

Ya, let's cut the wages from the few middle class left.

Those greedy bastards. They want a wage above the poverty level. Greedy bastards them all.

Let them eat cake !