Lusty

Longtime,no hear Chaps.

I now live here in Phitsanoluk so I am going to restart this thread.

As I get the time I will be out and about exploring and if there is anything of interest,you'll be the first to hear about it!

Do these still happen?

Having windowless planes will avoid situations like this!

Thailand is changeing, not only Nana Plaza. If you haven't noticed prices are going up everywhere. Sexy Night used t be my favourite bar. I was there in January an it is not the same bar it was 20 years ago.

I'm not the man I was either.

Where I've put on some weight after quitting the Smokes 18 months ago,I noticed on my last trip that it is quite hard to watch whilst receiving a blow job.

When I was in Pats a few months back,quite a few black girls hanging around the end of Beach Road just before Walking Street.

They certainly weren't waiting for a Bus either.

I'll be there full time from November but up country a bit so should be able to get to a few Friday eve meetings.

Not quite a question of space but weight.

Apparently once aircraft start using Bluetooth,I'll save 25 tons in wiring!

I love watching meteor showers.

Have you been?

In Patters on 30th Olly.

Legal or illegal in Thailand?

Thanx in advance

Recommendations please.

Heard on The Thai news,E cigs are being outlawed,is this true?

I've been off real smokes for nearly a year and the general consensus of opinion seems to be that Ecigs aren't 100% safe but their 100 times less dangerous than normal Fags.

Nicotine is found in many foods and in itself is not dangerous.It's all the other shit that are in real Cigs that do you in.

The Insurance side of sex:

Sex with your wife:Legal and General.

Sex with your future wife:Mutual Trust.

Sex with a long term partner:Standard Life.

Sex with your secretary:Employer's Liability.

Sex with a prostitute:Commercial Union.

Sex on the telephone:Direct Line.

Casual sex with different partners:Go Compare.

Sex with a Ladyboy:Confused.com.

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

 

 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

 

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

 

 

 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts!

 

Another version of this joke is that:

After 70,she becomes like Siberia.Everybody know where it is but no one wants to go there.

I watched Slumdog Millionaire a couple of weeks ago.

A fuckin blinding film in all departments!

I watched Donnie Brasco again last night.

Just been checking their website and looking at their rooms plus their "fantasy airport pick up" .

Obviously looking at the photos of the rooms,this hotel is a bordello.

Anyway it looks like a lot of fun even if you were to try it once.

Is it as good as it claims to be,any user reports?

Thanx

A lot of you might have heard this one but here it is for the benefit of those that haven't.

A short poem by Sir Paul Macartney

I laid her on the grassy bank,my hands were all a quiver.

I undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river!

Residents in Farnborough UK have been asked not to leave their landing lights on when they go holiday!

Specimens as good as she can found in the Nana carpark at 2am.

The link in the first post actually opens a great stash of free porn video's.

No 10 second clips here,many nearly an hour long.

Don't tell Firey Jack about this otherwise he'll be wanking himself to death!

Maybe he has already "cottoned on" as he hasn't posted for a couple of days

She has a fit arse !

walkers cheese and onion :thumbup:

At least we agree on something !

Walkers seem to be the only crisp manufacturer who put their cheese n onion in a blue packet so confusing them with salt n vinegar which comes in a green packet.

Whatever happened to Smiths Bovril

At that moment' date=' I realised the TAT are probably in on it.

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Yeah right!!!

 

Priceless

 

If the Op wants to "Out" scammers....why not post photos of BG's....a much more sinister bunch

 

...Just a thought...lol...

Well at least you get the chance to fuck them before they fuck you!

just wear your vietnam tshirt near some old looking americans and you'll save yourself the trip to the dentist!!! (didn't you have a incedent in krabi sometime ago )

Well,I'm now known as "hoy mouth".

Looking at his photo that was posted after he died,the guy in question MAY have been Pale Rider who used to post on here.I'm not saying it was but could have been as I have seen many lads around Los with the same look.

Guess I'll never know.

Anyway back to rotten teeth