radioman

And just to show I lack bias here's one for the Aussie's too.

A lion in London Zoo was lazing in the sun and licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,"that's a docile thing isn't it?"

"No way," said the keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo, why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian tourist into the cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible," said the astonished visitor, "but why is he lying there licking his arse?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of his mouth," said the keeper.

One for the Kiwis

Humpty Dumpty lay on the bed,

Little Bo Peep was giving him head,

When he came , she started to weep,

She knew by the taste,

He'd been fucking her sheep.

Just realised this is the farking joke thread. Come on guys move this where it's more appropriate or get it back on thread pleeeeeeeeeeese. Gay threads should only be discussed where Frede hangs out!

should i make love to my GF this Weekend to prove i am not gay?.

Dude??? Why is this even a question? So like banging your GF on a weekend is like some sort of option??? What is this, Gaylords question time???

should i post photos of the act?.

Damn fucking right you should, just for da proof. Man I read all your Phuket trip stuff, ya did good now keep it up man! Jeesh!

Oh yeah, just to be sure in keeping us all happy please ensure all photographic evidence is sans thine hairy British butt!

In a very nice 5* hotel in Deira. Looks like a sort of arabian US suburb. Nothing outside the hotel to speak of just some residential homes and what looks like an f'ing long way to anywhere. Seen barely a single taxi. WTF?

So guys any ideas what to do. It's Thursday afternon here and I am damn sure that even with the dreaded month around the corner that there are places to go here. Should I just jump in a taxi and head for the York hotel? What will a find on a day like today?

Cheers.