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  4. Thai Police Arrest Elderly Bridge Players In Pattaya

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    from my bridge club in Huahin right now :

     

    Sorry everyone there will be no bridge for the foreseeable future.

    The Thipurai City Hotel was visited by Police today and the management were told we had to show them our licence .

    We are now in the process of finding out how to obtain one. We were told we could not continue to play bridge there until we get one.

    We will update you as and when we have further news

    Hope to,start up again soon.

     

    Maybe Kong know how andbwhere to get such licence :)

     

    BB

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  13. Any New Jokes

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    A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver:

    We will heel you

    We will save your sole

    We will even dye for you.

     

    Sign over a Gynecologists' Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";

     

    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels.";

     

    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

     

    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for,

    You've come to the right place.";

     

    On a Plumber's truck :

    "We repair what your husband fixed.";

     

    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";

     

    At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

    "Invite us to your next blowout.";

     

    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts.";

     

    In a Non-smoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take

    appropriate action.";

     

    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push.";

     

    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet -

    miss a car payment.";

     

    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary.

    We hear you coming.";

     

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";

     

    At the Electric Company:

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

    However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.";

     

    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";

     

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait.";

     

    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank Heaven for little grills.";

     

    In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

    "Best place in town to take a leak.";

     

    And the best one for last.;

    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

     

     

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