Bangkoktraveler

Those dirty rats....

Do Thais ever wear a tampoon and pad......... at the same time?

This doesn't bother me at all. A long time ago I gave up bread...... now I just eat shit.

Why does a police officer need a fully automatic M4 or M16?

Why does a police officer need a rocket propelled grenade launcher?

I think they need them for goose hunting and........... we are the goose.

Cops have become militarized with complements from 'gifts' of military equipment from Homeland Security and the USA military.

Hearing test?

Dung my pre-induction test, a fly got into my shorts during the hearing test. I just kept on pushing the button every time the fly buzzed.

Obviously............ I ace the test.

VA Hospital?

Actually all hospitals..... some worse then the VA!

..... and thicker!

Thais can eat anything ......just give them half of our limburger cheese sandwich.

I enjoy life....... especially the part of always being pissed off!

....... it beats being pissed on.

The reason why guys like chicken nuggets.......

you get no nuggets from a hen and no more then 2 nuggets from a rooster!

I really like religion - especially the Christian version that past the plate. When the plate comes to me, I stand up in jubilation and shout "Here god, take what you want and leave the rest for me!" Then I toss the money into the air and after god takes what he wants, I run out the door with the rest!

Must be..... a rogue cop.

Post them....... post them all!

Maybe why there are less closets is that the people might be more open about their gayness.

If only the NSA would reveal what happened............

but one person told me that the jet turned back and landed at the airport of origin. Why nobody has

seen it is because it is parked on a tarmac nobody uses and is

invisible to the common eye because of the attics of a David Copperfield wannabe.

You guys are nuts...haha..really. Thank you but hell no! Two main issues, one is I have a 'past', Thailand amongst them (I would legalize prostitution in America for one Makes absolutely no sense we tell a woman she has control over her body to abort a baby but not make a profit off the pussy it came out of? Millions of athletes make a living based on their body, why can't a woman?) Second, I would be wayyy too honest and get assassinated over it. haha..really. The first thing I'd tell my campaign staff, don't expect jobs because you helped get me elected. Only the most qualified for every department, etc. I dont' care if they are a woman, gay, purple, wear women's underwear under their suit, if they are the best for the job, then so be it.

Ohio bank steals woman's possessions by 'mistake,' then refuses to pay up

 

 

An Ohio woman returned from vacation to find that all of her belongings had been stolen, taken right out of her house. She knows who did it, but the local police aren't helping her. That's because Katie Barnett's stuff was stolen not by a burglar who slipped in under cover of darkness or a family member who felt it rightly belonged to them, but by a bank.

 

First National Bank got the wrong house, changing the locks and removing everything from Barnett's home rather than the house across the street. And no one is trying to make things right. When Barnett gave the bank president an estimate of $18,000 for her lost possessions:

 

“He got very firm with me and said, ‘We’re not paying you retail here, that’s just the way it is,’†Barnett said. “I did not tell them to come in my house and make me an offer. They took my stuff and I want it back.â€

 

The shock of having her house broken into and belongings taken by mistake has now turned into anger.

 

“Now, I’m just angry,†Barnett said. “It wouldn’t be a big deal if they would step up and say ‘I’m sorry, we will replace your stuff.’ Instead, I’m getting attitude from them. They’re sarcastic when they talk to me. They make it sound like I’m trying to rip the bank off. All I want is my stuff back.â€

 

What we've learned to expect from banks when it comes to foreclosures is criminality thinly veiled by complicated paperwork. In this case, there's no veil. Just an "oops, wrong address, but we're not paying you for your stuff." Meanwhile, the McArthur police chief has declared the case closed—even though Barnett doesn't have her stuff back and hasn't been paid. Can you even imagine if any random person, even one who thought they had a good reason to be there, broke into a house and took everything out to sell, give away, or just junk? Do you think the police would ignore that?

 

 

http://www.dailykos....uses-to-pay-up#

Judge Orders $1 Million Returned to Exotic Dancer

 

http://gma.yahoo.com...-151044009.html

 

A federal judge has ruled that Nebraska cops must return over $1 million confiscated at a traffic stop from a woman who saved the money $1 at a time during her 15 year career as an exotic dancer.

The money belongs to Tara Mishra, 33, of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., who began putting aside her earnings when she started dancing at age 18, according to an opinion U.S. District Judge Joseph Bataillon wrote last week. The money was meant to start her business and get out of the stripping business, the judge wrote...

On a lighter note, I was accused of being a Texan on a forum today. It doesn't get any more insulting than that, does it ?

 

http://www.telegraph...st-moments.html

 

I put my location as 'NSW', but one of my audio forums is almost totally dominated by Yanks who have no idea that there is anything beyond the lower 48 other than Mexico. Geography must be a fascinating subject in US high schools.