Lusty Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Its time to give out the trip awards.There are quite few categories and some have more than one winner.First off the participants ::! Most girls shagged.........................Kipster100(I think) Most alcohol consumed...Village Idiot(no changes there!) Most shell shocked.......................................Carew65 :: Most free shags.............................................Village idiot Most canny fucker..........................................Village Idiot Most together bloke.........................................N400 Trip tight wad.......................................................Hal Most laid back bloke...........................................Leotex Worst hair cut...................................................Redbaron Best viagra supplier...........................................Valkerie Trip fat bloke...........................................Winchester Bill Most near death experiences......................................Me Smelliest armpits......dreadlocked backpacker on the ferry Best looking katoey...............................****from KC3 Cutest animal..........................................Limbo's cat Now the girls! Best looking girl shagged..........................................Hom Biggest pussy to size ratio........................Baa from ****bar (surprised her guts did'nt fall out!) Nicest tits................................................................Nee Biggest tits I've ever seen in Los.........Midnite Mammsan :: Most vigrous shag...................................................Hom Smelliest pussy... This award is vacant as Thai girls don't seem to have smelly pussies. Best blow job............................................***from the Eden Best back door....................................***again from Eden Best shaped arse..........................Hom as usual(ask N400!) Best tit wank..............................................................Nee Best tasting pussy........................................Hom Most asthetically pleasing pussy.....................Hom(who else!)and *** from the Eden(shaven !) Juicest pussy........................This is a draw between Hom and and a girl called Lisa from Chewagi Largest piss flaps.....................................Hom(yet again!) Best figure............................................................Nee Best company...........................................................Nee Biggest pain in the arse...............................................Mam Best mammasan................................Maw from the Cathouse Now moments and incidents Funniest moment(Three prizes for this one as I could'nt decide) Kipster100 and Carew65 staggering paralletically down Soi 8 holding hands. :: The Village Idiot getting chased by 4 katoey's along Lamai High street!(he brought this on himself you know ) And lastly getting my rod and reel pulled in the lake at Jomtein fish park whilst opening a bottle of beer.This got even better later as the guy who was fishing two sheds away had'nt caught fuck all day and when he eventually got a bite 1/2 an hour later my rod surfaced with his hooks wrapped around the reel.As we were trying to untangle said hooks from the reel the fish which by this time was rather pissed off decided to fin it to the other side of the lake with such force that one of the hooks became embedded in the guys hand.As I was trying to sort this whole mess out and remove the offending hook the fish ripped the reel round again also embedding another hook in my hand.So there you have it,two screaming anglers hooked together pulling one way and a very angry 16Lb catfish pulling the other and seven or eight onlookers pissing themselfs laughing ::! Filthiest session...................................The Eden video :o Most surreal moment.....................Having it doggy style with a f/lancer I met at the Bauhaus in Lamai whilst she was talking to her German boyfriend on her mobile! Most embarrassing moment(two prizes here)...........Getting caught by N400 in Soi Yodsak whist "sizing up"the goods on offer and secondly getting caught redhanded by Nee in the Winchester with another girls tits out :: Most vigourous session......................This was with Hom and I confided with N400 that I might have twisted a testicle! Longest session....................................Yep,Hom again :p Most scary moment.......................The fire on the bus :onfire: Most anxious moment...................My mobile going off whilst "upstairs" in the Pump Station and seeing Nee's name on the display! Most exciting moment............My first go at "bum fun"at Eden Now the venue awards. Best nightlife.......................................................Bangkok Best island nigtlife................................................Koh Samui Seediest bar..................................Star of Light(where else) Bar with dirtyest girls.................Draw between SOL and Eden Best bar owner...........................................Rolf at Flinstones Best fry up................................................................Jools Best British grub...........................................Pig and Whistle Best beaches.........................................................Koh Pi Pi Worst beer..................................................Heineken(yuk) Well thats it for this trip and hopefully I'll be there in April! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Top Rusty. F***ing top man! Aw shit, I can't really add to that little lot to be honest. Did you really see me and Kip on Soi 8 (probably looking like a right couple of puffs; shitfaced as we were). Most miserable looking bar-girl in Pattaya - **. Look boys - I liked her okay? And if I ever saw her again I would take her out again. I laughed about the Winchester though. I was talking to Kipster the othe night and he remined me about 'Fat Bastards Corner' in the Winchester. Our ambition is to be in their club. Nearest to the gent's toilet innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Hi Rusty, very good report. Ecxellent style. Did you have any fun at all? Cheers, Limbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Most Laid back bloke: Leotex I have to agree here, I kept feeling the urge to check his pulse. Although he was looking more than a little nervous when some punter and his "friend" pulled a tricky stunt on him in soi 8. I will leave Leo to relate this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 [color:"red"]Rusty, [/color] I would have hoped for a better trip award. I guess the best 'reward' is just seeing you in action. Well someone needs to be 'laid back'. Maybe not so much laid back, but in [color:"blue"]* [/color] awe or in shock, watching the antic of you and the VI. [color:"blue"]* [/color]awe; an overwhelming feeling of reverence, fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Good one rus, the girls love it though! See you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 Rusty, Nice report but you forgot strangest noises from a bargirl - That girl from Flintstones. Crazy Noises ARHHHHH ARHHHHHHH Kipster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 "...Frankenstein's shoo-oooes. Frankenstein's sho-o--oo-es..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 I'm afraid I missed out here big time well done rusty :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit_of_town_hall Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 For all those with awards, a big well done. However dont forget its the taking part thats just as important STH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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