Sanuk in Prachuap Khiri Khan

[Fatbastard]

Rode down to PKK on the weekend for a BIKE & Air show at the airforce base. The Airshow consisted of 4 elderly Cessna's doing bumps and grinds. At night they had quite a good party at the base after which I thought I would wander home. On the ride back I spotted some twinkly lights and being a sucker for twinkly lights I pulled the reigns on my beast and did a U turn. Out side the entertainment establishment was a hello girl. She escorted us inside the bar. It seemed to be a partly demolished warehouse of some sort with a stage. The back drop of which was a huge painting of seemed to be Pattaya with snow covered Mt Fuji set in where third row would normally be. A procession of rather ordinary girls in very very short skirts "sang a song" or at least I think they where attempting to. Heard better efforts from drunken Japanese salarymen in Tokyo. On a Saturday night the total customer count was two Thai's, two Farangs (Thats me and my mate)and one Tom cat with the largest set of nuts I have ever seen.

In the interests of research, I briefly discussed prices and options with one of the 6 "sing a song girls" who said it was about 700 baht for one hour. One hour of what ? I asked . Massage was the reply, No playing hide the sausage, I asked. NO she replied, but maybe a wank for a tip. Well, that in a nutshell is a report on the pleasures to be had In PKK, because a rode around a bit and no more twinkly lights although there is a massage establishment which I will save for my next trip. BTW the total bill for 3 bottles of beer, 3 lady drinks, one coke and three Garlands for "sing a song girls" brought in the vain hope of a bit of diddling action ( I'm really am an optimist, although I did find out that Panty hose are still in fashion in PKK) was about 320 baht.