Fiery Jack Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Something I read in a recent thread has stuck in my mind and prompted me to instigate this poll. I can't remember who the poster was, nor the name of the thread , but it was something along the lines of, how many of us ever come for a week's vacation in LOS and do not shag any birds for money before we depart for "home"? I thought it would be interesting to find out. (Obviously, this poll only applies to those of us NOT residing permanently in Thailand, rather those who visit LOS on a repeated, regular basis for short bursts of business and/or pleasure.) So, gentlemen, your starter for one is... Have you ever been alone* in BKK and/or Pattaya (only**) for at least a week in total and NOT shagged a P4P bird? *[color:"blue"]i. e. not accompanied by your farang/GTG wife or girlfriend: with your sanucky male mates is okay...[/color] **[color:"red"]i. e. somewhere P4P birds are freely available 27/7, not stuck in a fucking hill-tribe region somewhere up north...[/color] Yes, I've done so often. Erm, yes, I've done so once or twice, but it was the exception rather than the rule. No way. I'm a lost cause. :hubba: What's "BKK"? I stumbled into this site on the arse end of a Google Search for websites devoted to Nana Mouskouri, the lovely, plaintive-voiced "White Rose of Athens". You are all perverts. You make me sick. jack PS. I'm ashamed to say that I'm forced to plump for the second option, but only by the skin of my teeth. It was an oversight. Too much drink involved. It won't happen again. PPS. Perhaps other members claiming to have sojourned in BKK/Pattaya and not indulged in P4P shenanigans would care to give their reasons for abstinence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 I chose #3, but was a tossup between that and Anna. If she was all that was available, I would have chosen #1. Hell Jack she's even older than you or me or both of us added up. Where's the running away like a scalded dog graemlin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted August 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Says LaoHuLi: ...Hell Jack she's even older than you or me or both of us added up. Where's the running away like a scalded dog graemlin? Yeah... time catches up with us all, chief. Old Greek "Black Glasses" was a bit of a corker in her "day" though: Nana Mouskouri "at her very best" i. e. circa her "highly shaggable" period. * :hubba: Jack PS. Not a hardcore porn link, Lazyphil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted August 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 ...And I think we can safely surmise that the "wags" cockily selecting the 4th "distracter" option are, by (self-)definition, "lost causes" . Their number must thus be added to the option 3 total to obtain an accurate final poll result. :: jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 I'm ashamed to admit that on my first trip to Thailand which involved a fortnight split between BKK, Pattaya & Samui I didn't indulge in P4P. At the time I was an athletic 24 year old and was drawn here by my involvement in Muay thai. However on subsequent visits I've made up for my errant ways. On the Nana Mousaka bit , I always had her down as some four eyed moose & my mam kept her records convieniently tucked away behind her Mama's & Papa's album, but with more mature eye's if she walked into my gaff looking the way she did in the photo's I'd be saying, "Dig out the margarine and Marigolds you're in for a long night sweetheart." Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 i vote for the second one! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 <<What's "BKK"? I stumbled into this site on the arse end of a Google Search for websites devoted to Nana Mouskouri, the lovely, plaintive-voiced "White Rose of Athens". You are all perverts. You make me sick>> ..LMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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