Ckrisg Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 Ive met many weird and wonderful people in Thailand over the years both Thai and Farang, and when meeting some of these Ive had what can only be described as weird conversations, and missed opportunities. The latest one being an exchange at Patpong. :beer:It had been a great night out with J and Kipster100, Soi 33, Nana and finish at Soi Cowboy. As usual come 2.15 all well pissed we somehow parted company with Kip100 staying at Cowboy, J shooting back to Soi 33 to find his Tilac from Monet I have just got to fu.. her before I die were his parting words. I drifted to Patpong to try to find the girl from Kings Garden. Sat on a stool outside of what was Bobbys Arms, I was approached by (well lets call her Noy) and the conversations went something like this. Noy: You want Girl Ckrisg: Yes but I want a special girl Noy: What special I do everything Ckrisg: I want an ass girl Noy: You want Ladyboy Ckrisg: No I want an ass girl Noy: Thats not nice I no do At this Noy walks away to tell the other girls in her group. Five minutes later she returns. Noy: How big your coc.. Ckridg: Average Noy: Average for a Thai or a Farang Ckrisg: At this point I was later informed I had got the old man out for inspection Noy: Uh thats big it will hurt like hell Ckrisg: It will be ok I said with a huge grin on my face :hubba: Noy: Ok Ill be your ass girl At which point I fell off my stool (pissed) and had to be rescued from hordes of helpful ladyboys by the girls from Topless Bar who were returning from a food frenzy at Foodland. As I was being half carried and dragged to Topless I saw Noy from the corner of my eye, shaking her head and smacking her ass (maybe another time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 Can you return my tube of KY then when we next meet! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 from the sounds of things you have been spending too much time with VI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Hi Ha ha funny stuff. Maybe don''t drink and ""ride"" is good for you :: So you ended up dateless and desperate or VV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokbutcher Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 Ah, so that explains where you have been hiding. Lovely ending to the story btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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