How many fingers am I holding up ?

[Guest]

Porn was one of those women who seemed to think herself a cut above the rest. To be fair she had her reasons. She was stunning to look at. Her hair was soft and silky like the hair in one of those endless shampoo commercials that interrupt Chingroy Chingram. She wore nice smart clothes. Her face was pleasing to the eye in the way I don't normally go for. She was the kind of girl who will sit in a go-go bar sipping cherry coke as if she'd never been fucked in her life. Perfect little features.

 

I was just another slob but, to be fair, I looked all right at the time. Her friend chatted me up on her behalf. "My friend she like you."

 

"Great." I said. "I like your friend too."

 

"I tell her you meet her."

 

"Yeah... Okay."

 

"You go Grace hotel."

 

"Grace hotel. Okay."

 

"She see you there at three."

 

Great, I thought to myself, I got a date. I'm in a fucking Bangkok go-go bar and I'm going on a date.

 

I looked at Porn... She looked away as if too shy to acknowledge me.

 

After an hour or so of dithering around Sukhumvit Road like a man with no home to go to I drifted into the Grace Hotel.

 

We ordered drinks. We had a conversation about nothing at all. Then I popped the question. "You want to go somewhere else."

 

"You have somewhere to go ?"

 

"No... But we could go to the Playboy Hotel."

 

"Okay."

 

We showered. We fucked. I didn't touch the sides. I didn't come. Neither did she. I thought that would be the end of it. Simply a mismatch. A bad fit. But she didn't let me go. Not right away. She held my hand to her cunt. I inserted a finger. Then another. Then another. Then another. Soon I had my entire hand up her cunt. Then, and only then, she start to give a little moan.

 

Now, obviously, when you have to ram your fist up someone in order to get any kind of response at all, your manhood does feel under question. But with my fist up her she was really going for it. In fact she was getting wilder and wilder. Soon she was sucking on my dick as though more excited than any other woman I had ever met.

 

The whole experience was kind of bizarre. And yet not altogether devoid of pleasure.

 

I kept seeing Porn for several weeks. I even found myself buying her gold and all the other stupid shit you do when you fall for someone. Then one day she announced quite casually that she couldn't see me for a while.

 

"Why ?"

 

"You not be angry."

 

"I don't know. Why ?"

 

"My boyfriend come from Canada. Very big man. He's very angry if he thinks I have someone else. I love you. I not want anything happen to you."

 

"Yeah. Yeah sure. I tell you what. I'll get out your way."

 

"Don't angry me. He give me a lot of money. More money than you."

 

And I realised that I was just another dumb fuck. I'd gone for the pretty face like the most naive newcomer in town. I'd gone for the sunsilk hair and the slim body and the pretty face. Never mind that she had a cunt like the Mersey tunnel.

[carew66]

I liked that. Succinct.

[chilli13]

hmm sound a bit like one of them eden girls except for the perfect face of course...

don't see the catch her though?