Fiery Jack Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 MAN STARTED FIRE TO GET OUT OF SEX A man has been arrested in Croatia after allegedly starting a fire near his house to avoid having sex with his wife. Svetin Gulisija, 26, from Seget, told police he had started the fire in woods behind his house because he was too tired to have sex with Oleandra, after working on a building site all day. The couple had to be evacuated from the house as firefighters battled to bring the blaze under control, local media reported. Gulisija is being held in custody pending further enquiries. (Story filed: 10:36 Tuesday 22nd July 2003) At least he'll get some peace and quiet "in custody". jack :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 That's fuck all. One Saturday in 1997 my Mrs sent me down to M&S in Manchester to get one of their cooking sauces and got one of her Irish mates down with a van full of explosives and got him to park it outside, just so she could get out of giving me my weekend treat. Fucker caused countless damage to the city centre just to deprive me out of my weekly jump. It wasn't all bad though, I was relieved of my Traffic Warden job for a month with whiplash (sat at home strumming the banjo to one of Rusty's Epic in Technocolor) and the Arndale got a fresh lick of paint. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saiphon Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 I bet he sings to her..........."I don't want to set the world on fire........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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