ultras67 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! OPEN TO MEN ONLY! Evening classes for men. Starting this month! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents,each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion. Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups. Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape. Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials. Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing. Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. CLASSES FOR WOMEN. Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes are For Men Only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulc31 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Hi ultras67, "GOOD ONE" Sign me up paulc31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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