Useful facts

[Guest]

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the Animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Sure, that makes sense.)

 

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different when reversed?)

 

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?!

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

 

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? I want to move to Guam!)

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

 

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law!)

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

 

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still not over that pig thing)

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

 

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez)

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

 

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too)

 

After reading all these, all I can say is....... #### those Pigs.

[elef]

Hi Peter,

 

"Butterflies taste with their feet."

really, this I must tell TGFs - they say me butterfly man... ::

 

 

elef

 

[pattaya127]

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

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will pass it on to Prozal !

 

Thanks, some had been posted before, but your comments added laughter to it.

[tonychang]

remember someone telling me in certain arab countries (blokes only)if you fuck a man thats o.k.but if you get fucked by a man then thats well out of order.

"I'm not gay but i've fucked a man who's fucked a gay man" suddenly seems to make some kinda sense

[Guest]

Forget the pig. In your next life be a sea otter: sex lasts for 4 hours and orgasm lasts for one hour.

[Guest]

I've somehow remembered reading it before too, but the search didn't bring up any results. To give fair credit to the poster on the web-site, he made the comments and they made me smiling too.