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Saddam's Top 10 Questions After Being Captured


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From David Letterman December 15th...

 

10. "Be honest...have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?"

 

9. "Who's got a coat hanger -- this beard itches like a son of a bitch!"

 

8. "Anyone have a mint?"

 

7. "Is this about the illegal music downloads?"

 

6. "Am I going to be on 'Cops'?"

 

5. "Which describes me better right now -- 'haggard' or

'grizzled'?"

 

4. "How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?"

 

3. "Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?"

 

2. "How's the war going?"

 

1. "Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?"

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