carew66 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 SiLeakHunt said:...those tree hugging, Asimov reading cunts down Camden Market with beards and fungus. Cheers Ah, you mean Starchild and Exidor! Those are my friends. They are nice people and will re-align your chakras if you ask them nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Can they improve my natural rythm, I'm all fucking over the place at the moment, twice during the night, once in the morning and once when I'm having an afternoon wank over Judy (shoplifters wife off Richard and Judy). Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Tell me that you are NOT wanking off over Judy Finnegan! No way. (I love it when her jowls wobble). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Talking of Richard and Judy (we were? Oh yes. Oh, go on then)... Which horrible people wrecked Fred's floating weathermap when they were in the Liverpool studio? Eh? Eh? Vandals that's who. Just like the scum who wrecked the Blue Peter garden (boy, did I piss myself when that happened. Fuck Percy Thrower - he ain't no Titchmarsh. Titchmarsh is Rock and Roll - Grrrrr). So which felons stole Blackpool tower and reduced Fred to tears on national TV? I am not at liberty to say BUT: Clue: The Ghost of a Local Authority Main Building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 I always knew he'd done at least one useful thing in his life. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Apparently - and I heard this from the Phantom of Devolved Central Government's Regional Base - Fred is a shirtlifter. Not knocking him mind, but his fanbase of menopausal ladies might be a bit shocked. Fred's fanbase that is, not Distillation of Non-Charter Holding ,Cathedral-devoid Conurbation's Stately Home. Funny how Richard has never let that slip eh? Like his wife's tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Older than the discovery fire damp that news mate. Fred's been a well known haemeroid helper for years. Was it the Phantom of the office block where they administer school dinners and housing benefit that told you? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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