Guest Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 I would guess that any man that has spent more than three nights in Nana, Soi Cowboy, Soi 33, Patpong, or made the rounds on Walking Street in Pattaya will relate to some of the descriptions (they are part of the sub-culture {bar language} that exists in the bars) and that I, in fun, presented as a topic not long ago on another forum by Moving (which is me in that forum)...It was in short order closed down because of "a heap complaints"...so only post at the risk of offending your members. How do you describe your Thai GF? Here are a few suggestions: Adventurous............ "You only man that not use condom with me" 30-ish...................... Closer to 49 20-ish.......................Scared, probably 17 Athletic................... No boobs Average looking......Still looking for a customer at 2:30 AM Beautiful..................Does long time, special trips and never turns off mobile Contagious smile.....Has many customers Educated..................Has worked the bar longer than "3 months" Emotionally secure....Has three other BF's sending her money not to work bar Free spirit..................Probably on drugs Fun............................Flirts with everyone, goes to toilet to talk on mobile Gentle........................Dull in bed, really wants to be somewhere else Good listener........... Has a hearing problem...or not interested in having sex New age..................Enjoys the Thai Discos (hip-hop)and can't wait until you leave Old fashioned..........No BJs, ring jobs...not into experiments Open minded...........Probably has many pictures on the internet, talks on mobile while in bed Outgoing................. Loud and very embarrassing Passionate...............Good sex but only when drunk Faithful.....................Hasn't done long time since you came...short times with other BF's do not count Professional..............Only work bar to help family Romantic................. The night before you leave country she gives you her email and bank account info Voluptuous.............Very fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lamock Chokaprret Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Ambidextrous ............... able to talk on mobile while having sex Always answers her phone ... has three mobiles and numbers purchased by different BFs Radiant .................... six tattoos Ornamental ................. pierced eyebrow, nose and belly button Self-sufficient ............ free lancer Energetic .................. willing and able to walk from NEP across Sukhumvit to hail a taxi Intelligent ................ a sick buffalo, various cousins in motorcycle accidents and father unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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