SiLeakHunt Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Being a pedant I;ve noticed that the line "Got a cock wedged in her mouth. " Is erronious as far as the ryhyming scheme for a Limeric goes. It would be better as "Got a penis wedged inside her mouth." Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Wow you're on the ball today SLH. Good work...need a bit of help with this one.... There was a young lady from Stoke, Bared her bum for a joke. She said, I don't mind the lout(s) They'll work their way out(s) But bugger the truckload of coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 I charge for editing, mind you if you can add a fitting end to this one i'll do it for nowt There once was a bird from Westhoughton Who had one long tit and one short 'un .... ... .... Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 thanks for messing up my weekend...here's your last line.... "You must think I'm Joe Orton." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 There once was a bird from Westhoughton who had one long tit and one short un She looked at the floor As she walked through the door And said that's what the short un got caught on. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Well done lad. I though of 'caught' but couldn't see a way to slip it in so to speak. There was a young lady albino, Who wanted to try with a rhino. She scribbled a note Saying take care of my goat, Before getting crushed on the lino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2004 Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 I hungered to see the wats And indeed, I saw quite a lot But I must confess, In fact, profess I much preferred the twats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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