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Seeking one-eyed champions


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It's a selfless act, easier on the feet than a walk-a-thon and all proceeds benefitting women's sexual health clinics, a cause we can all embrace. It's the seventh annual masturbate-a-thon this coming weekend. Pledges are based on each minute spent spanking Johnny behind the left ear (the world's record is 6 hours and 15 minutes). Wouldn't this be in our best interest to sponsor a delegate? (This is an international event, not restricted, as per the linked website, to San Francisco wankers-- though I believe we could only be bested by the London contingent--so check your local listings). Nominations, listing qualifications, now being accepted.

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