Fiery Jack Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 There must be loads... For starters: They caught a bloke trying to sneak through the turnstiles just after kick-off at Stoke City. The steward said "Get back in!" There was some crowd trouble at a recent Stoke City match. A bloke tried to shove a season ticket into someone else's pocket. Stoke had to retire their goalkeeper at half time. He had back-ache from picking the ball out of the net. I'm not saying the crowd was sparse at the last Stoke home game, but I had to walk 50 yards to get a light for my fag. Stoke at half time: manager picks up a ball and says "Ball!" He draws a goal on the blackboard and says "Goal". He shoves the ball towards the goal and says "Ball Into Goal! Ball in goal! Please!!!" Sole foreign striker says, "It's okay boss, I speak English!" Boss says, "I'm not talking to you. It's the other ten cunts." I was looking for somewhere quiet to take my girlfriend. I took her to a Stoke match. NASA wanted to accustom prospective astronauts to a no-atmosphere envoronment. They took them to see a Stoke home game. Et cetera. Let's have 'em lads. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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