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Dear Abby


Zaad

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Dear Abby,

 

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for

growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

 

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancee very much, and look forward to bringing her into my family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who still supports Bush?

 

Signed,

 

Worried About My Reputation.

:clown:

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