Khun_Kong Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MightyMouse said: A falang (me, but as schizoid superhero, I am bound to speak in the third person) brought his Thai wife, her Thai son, and their son to Bangkok for vacation. He spent over one month getting drunk daily and boom- booming anything that walks. God knows how I ...errr, he, can remember anything after that. His wife does not appreciate the latter habit. Yesterday, the good falang gave his wife 3000 baht and told her and her Thai son to go to the store and shop - actually shop for 2-3 hours (note to self: wallet still has 20 baht: edit story to show that only 2980 baht was given to the "wife"). So they did. When they returned to the hotel, her husband and their son were gone (tee hee- she'll never find me now ). She found out they went to the airport and flew back home. She claims he turned in her ticket and her son's ticket. Right now she is a mess. She also has no money. I suggested she go my ...errr her husband's embassy. Any other suggestions? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suggestion #1: Try to get treatment for the so-called "Mighty Mouse Syndrome", named after those who believe that that they actually ARE the reincarnation of the famous 1960's American TV cartoon animal superhero, "Mighty Mouse", who always managed to arrive at the scene of a mishap or crime, just in time to thwart the darkside and be given the hero's welcome. Tagline from the shows intro: "Here I come to save the daaaay, that means that Mighty Mouse, is on the waaay.", a line which should live on in infamy after Andy Kaufman's hilarious reverse karaoke rendition of it on the very first Saturday Night Live in October, 1975. Here are the lyrics, most befitting our own "MightyMouse": Mister Trouble never hangs around When he hears this Mighty sound: "Here I come to save the day!" That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right Mighty Mouse will join the fight On the sea or on the land He gets the situation well in hand (See our own MM's most illustrious post, "Over-Masturbation: How Much is Too Much? "} So though we are in danger We never despair 'Cause we know that where there's danger He is there! He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air! We're not worryin' at all We're just listenin' for his call: "Here I come to save the day!" That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! Suggestion #2: share all of your secrets for superhero treatment, i.e. ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From Cheapest Airlines: As far as service, they always put me in better seats. On my last trip they moved me up to first class. ------------------------------------------------------------------- From What's the Real Cost of Getting Laid? Wow, I heard a lot of figures, but I find the actual cost to get laid be considerably lower. I am coming from a viewpoint of traveling about 160,000 plus mile a year. Because of this, I get free tickets and upgrades. I go to the short line when I approach the counter at the check-in counter at the airport.. My luggage is given special handling and I am treated at the various guess lounges. For every 2 or 3 roundtrips I make, I get a free ticket. Not bad. I stay at a nice apartment in Bangkok (includes swimming pool, etc.) that cost me 3800 baht per month. I just moved to a suite that now costs me twice that amount. When I go out, I always take the girls to a short time hotel. If I am in the Nana area, I go to one of the short time hotels that cost me 230 baht. If I am near Asoke, I pay 170 baht. If I am in China Town, I pay between 50 to 100 baht. For 1300 baht I can get a girl that does female ejacualtion. For 1000 baht, I get a girl that tightens her pussy completely around your manhood and squeezes. Something everybody should experience. For 700 baht, I get a girl that takes it in all 3 holes. A second lady is optional for the same price. No time limit. For a blowjob and a fuck, I pay near Nana 400 - 500 baht. If I am in China town, the cost drops to 250 to 300 baht. Some may say I am full of it , but consider Thai men make a lot less money then we do and they seem to get nice struff. I say look where the Thai men go, and stay awat from th e high price tourist traps. ------------------------------------------------------------------ From The dry days: Where to Go? Buying alchol at 7 elevens seems to be a no no. They maintain strict policies. What I have found is one place on Soi 5 that has signs posted in various places that no alchol is to be purchased after 2:00 AM, but has always allowed me to purchase. ------------------------------------------------------------------- From Attempted Drugging by a BG: The pill could have been a .5 gram of Xanax (sic) which is a tranquilizer. This drug can knock you out in 10 to 15 minutes, and if you have been drinking, it can knock you out sooner. The stronger version 1 mg is blue. That can put you out in 5 minutes or less if you have been drinking alchol. Word of wisdom - never accept any mints, etc. from unknow people. Also do not let a bar girl go and get your drink. It is so easy to place a drug in a drink. Also, think of why she was passing you a mint and possibly putting it on the bottle lid? Why did the drink taste off? Was she looking for another big score? Possibly. I find leaving my money and passport in a metal safety box (which I bring and which I keep lock) in the hotel's safe is the best practice. Losing pocket change is better then losing all the money you have on your person. As for me, when I first started goingto Bangkok, I had similar experiences. Another stort. -------------------------------------------------------------- Giving credit where credit is due, MM, this is a good one. Taken from Hornyness Factor: I have noticed that some girls seem to be extremely horny after they return from their village and before they get their first customer. I have noticed some to be extremely horny after getting off the elevator after just being laid. I have also noticed that after crying, getting a large sum of money from their boyfriend, and finally departing after kissing their boyfriend good bye at the airport, some of the girls seem to get really horny as they are walking across the walkway. BTW, MM- just giving you a good natured ribbing. 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