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Some quotes from anew book of sports insults.

The Big Book Of Sports Insults...Weldenfeld and Nicolson publishers.

 

 

"sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing but none of them serious."

Alan minter British boxer

 

 

Tennis player Tim Hendman is going to be a father again.That means at least one British seed got through.

 

Comedian Lenny Henry

 

 

"A million quid for Mark Hateley?" But he can't even trap a dead rat.

 

Michael Parkinson....May this year

 

 

"Posh spice is pregnant. At least thats one time Beckham has stayed on long enough.

 

Bradley Walsh on TV,alluding to Beckham's sending off against Argentina in 1998

 

 

Ten of the world's greatest rarities.

#4 a British player with a can of silver polish.

From the Mail on Sunday

 

 

"i couldn't settle in Italy.it was like living in a foreign country"

 

Liverpool striker Ian Rush on his time at Juventus.

 

 

"Savo Milosevic is the most one-footed player since Long John Silver.

 

From Birmingham Evening mail.

 

 

 

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Any you have heard to add to this list?

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"A million quid for Mark Hateley?" But he can't even trap a dead rat.

 

Michael Parkinson....May this year

 

that's a bit old........May this Year?.

 

i remember watching Hateley playing for my local team in 1984 and that quote was made after AC Milan paid a Million for him......... :up:

but he was a great goalscorer and scored around 35 Goals in his only season with Pompey..... :beer:

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