iono Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Old Hippie said: "hurry up shit" I slow down and tell them "we're going to be here all night if you don't quit bothering me..." Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_numbers Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 I know what you're saying OH, and finally I said something about the "2 minutes c'mon baby" line after about 30 minutes of shagging "Sweetheart every time you say 2 minutes it adds 10 minutes." - me It wasn't a clever quip either, moreover its probably true... I could have lubed her up I guess, but in the end it just all felt so much like deadweight. At least she didn't pull one of those "hurt too much cannot" bits I've heard about I feel my luck could change - just have to get back in the saddle. Can't win them all. Best, the_numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 numbers, Had a girl last night that was worse than a starfish. She was a rigid starfish. A blow up doll would have been more fun! I would say your problem was not getting to know the girl a bit first, but the girl last night I had known for more than a year and had lots of fun with her in the bar, but just never barfined before. It's a crapshoot sometimes and last night was snake eyes! Luckily, you can go right back out and roll the dice again ::. Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 After laying pipe to some massage girl at a in house massage sauna in my hotel...she pushed me off her and demanded 3000 baht because, "You break pussy...it hurt to much...I not small anymore...give me money I go fix" There was a little blood...but that could be from anything! She started to get crazy and started crying and threatening me...I laughed right out loud! Are you serious...out came 500 baht and a, "get the fuck out!" With several, "You Bad Man...you have Bad heart" she leaves my hotel room! They come to us all... SB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Had the same thing happen to me with a girl that i knew quite well,she was great fun....but in the sack,she was an absolute starfish...i couldn't believe it....funny how you can never tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardinalblue Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 It just shows you that sexual enjoyment is 90% mental which definately effects the physical response of it. Last week i took a rainbow 3 tall chinese girl who was quite attractive. But her body language along with the opening words on the bed "you go to be fast" just completelt bursted any excitement or build-up. It was over before it had began.. Some girls underrstand and others don't. It really is a hit and miss though personality is the probably the best indicator to eventual performance. Looks is the biggest erroneous predictor of outcome/enjoyment... I can't image anyone taking this girl; a second time and she probably is clueless as to why.... Cardinalblue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 2minutes - if they say that its a personal challenge - but seriously I agree with the other gents - show the lass the door and save yourself for the next raging beauty that wants you for your mind and your well -honed body , Convinced ? , me neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maco88 Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Hi Guys, New here on the forum, and really enjoy reading your posts, the info in invaluable, especially since I and 2 other mates will be going over in April. I have to say everyone will deal with these types of situations differently, but I'm definitely going to be quite stern and have some rules. Hell if i even remotely clue in on some of these stunts they pull, then there won;t even be a cab fare home. On the other hand if they perform above my expectations I dont mind giving them alittle extra, and I may even let them know this after we agree on a price for ST/LT. Even though its our first time in BKK, and Pattaya, we are from sydney and very street smart when it comes to dealing with Hooker/Dancers and the like, especially the other 2 I'm coming with. Hopefully might catch up with one or two of you over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Hi Maco88 You wrote: [color:"red"] "Hell if i even remotely clue in on some of these stunts they pull, then there won;t even be a cab fare home." [/color] A lo of the guys on this board give out big tips, cab fare, etc. I don't. If a girl wants to see me again, she had better not play 'the game of tricks' to try to squeeze as much baht out of me as she can. Girls that play these kind of tricks also play tricks when it comes to going to bed. I just do not like being around these kind of woman. If you want to have a good time, find one who sticks to the price and does not shake you down afterwards. [color:"white"] . . . . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . . [/color] [color:"white"] . . . . . [/color] [color:"green"] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhunter Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 i never had a startfish experience...but did any of you ever got the "i no good blowjob" excuse? and when she already doing it, she was like "am i good" like every 5 sec i had no idea if she was for real or not...it was really hard not to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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