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Your Pub Landlord?


Lusty

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Many of us in the west have a pub,bar or whatever you call it we call our local and know the landlord quite well.

The owner of my local is a moody barstard and an alcoholic:drunk: but I do like him nonetheless.Catch him on the right day and he's a great bloke to chew the fat with over a couple of jars as he's been around a bit and converse on all manor of subjects.

The pub itself is a bit "basic"to say the least but he makes sure the beer is spot on and has soon as I walk through the door he's started to draw me a pint of my favourite Staropramen lager :p

So gents how do you get on with the governor of your local and what makes your favourite watering hole special?

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Hi

 

Our Local is only a short walk from our home.

Don't know the *owner* they have a day and a night manager who stay in the background.

 

We know most of the staff and enjoy a drink or three on Friday nights ...or if a good footy game against the poms we love to go and stir them up a bit...as it is a B&B as well so lots of backpackers on any given night.

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what a question......

for Years my local was a proper Pub with Lounge and Public bars,but the most miserable barstard as Landlord...... :shakehead

but i felt sorry for hom one Year when one of our Barmaids was murdered on NYE and he had a complete breakdown.

he never worked again........ :(

 

since then we have had a succession of idiots running the place and they haven't stayed long enough to get to know people.

had a couple of Gays who looked about 14 running the place for around 10 Months and that was funny.

 

but now we have gone to the other extreme and have 2 Lesbians in place and they are the stereotypical Lesbians.

shaven heads,bovver boots and combat trousers...... :doah:

 

Barmaids were different though....... :yay:

one used to work the lunchtime shift and in her time had done everything imaginable with her fella.

she told me Lesbian,3somes at his behest etc and nothing shocked her.

loved hearing about my times in Thailand and wanted all the gory details.

as her fella worked all Day i used to escort her home and go in for a 'coffee'........ ;)

 

but the best were 2 twin sisters(20 at the time)who competed for GB in syncronised swimming.

tiny waists,big shoulders and even bigger tits........ :chili:

my fantasy was to have them both together,but as we know these things never happen in real life......... :down:

must admit that i have had thoughts about them in my head when i have been with others....... :yikes:

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I cant wait for spring/summer when I can sit out at The Mill or The Granta pub and watch all the foreign crumpet messing about on the punts and hope that one may fall in and show a couple of erect nipples through a wet Tshirt, beats the hell out of chatting to some crusty old git down the Black Bull!

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