Guest Posted June 10, 2001 Report Share Posted June 10, 2001 Pattaya June 2001 I’m not writing this report because it covers any new ground. Nor am I writing it because, as with my previous reports, it covers an area where I have not been before. I’m writing it because I haven’t written a trip report in over a year and I just miss writing them. My reports are not particularly full of sexual details, so the Penthouse Letters folks will probably never be soliciting my assistance. This is in the form of a trip diary, so it may actually discuss something other than nubile young Thai girls, although I don’t really care about much else at this point in my life…. For those of you who read my last report about my virgin trip to Bangkok, let me get you up to speed. I have spent 22 of the last 52 weeks in Thailand, having fallen head-over-heels for this place a little over a year ago. You may recall I lived in the Philippines for 5 years back in the 80s (hence my old handle, PI-Runner), and Thailand is like Angeles City was in it’s heyday multiplied by a factor of 10. I have been studying Thai quite a bit the last year, and can hold a decent basic conversation in Thai, although I’ve got quite a way to go to catch up with the likes of ElHefe. I had been in Bangkok for about 10 days with my GF, and was really feeling the itch to play. I manage to pull off the occasional body massage or short-time a couple times a week in Bangkok while she’s at school, but I was really in need of some full-on, non-stop debauchery. And there’s no place in the world for a non-stop pussy festival like Pattaya. So when I arrived in Thailand I told my GF I was staying for 10 days and then had to be back in the states to see some clients. She took me to the airport around 10pm. Kissed her goodbye upstairs at departures, gave her a big wave and a smile as the taxi pulled away and took the elevator straight down to arrivals. I hit the Thai Airways limousine counter and told them to get me to Pattaya posthaste. I love the Thai Airways service, as they drive new Mercedes which are much more comfortable than any of the local cabs or van services and the guys drive like they are heading for the checkered flag coming around the last turn at Daytona. The Thai police don’t mess with them, and they can get you to Pattaya before you know it. 1500 baht later (currently 45 baht=$1 US) I was headed to Pattaya. The trip is about 1 hr 45 minutes and I took the opportunity to get some sleep, which always seems in short supply in Pattaya. Arrived a little before 1am and checked into my hotel. There were several guys from BGV in town at the time (ElHefe, Soarer and Phuket Butterfly, as well as the crew that lives here) and Soarer was having a birthday party for his GF at XZyte (pronounced Excite), the hottest new spot in Pattaya. It’s a “disco” like Hollywood in Bangkok. I use the term disco loosely, as it’s more like a concert hall with lots of tables, women and bottles of whiskey, and a non-stop high energy stage show featuring choreographed pop dance numbers with plenty of gorgeous Thai girls (TGs) in bikinis and some great bands. Called ElHefe to let him know I was in town, and he came over to pick me up on the motorcycle he had rented. I told him I wanted to grab a girl before we headed over. Unlike Bangkok, where you have 4-5 major pickup spots, there are so many venues for women in Pattaya it’s hard to decide where to go next. We picked the closest one to the hotel, the beer bar area on Soi 2. It’s a good place to find good looking women really late, as it’s not as heavily frequented by tourists as South Pattaya. I immediately spotted a really cute 20 year old named Nu with a gorgeous face and a great smile who looked like she’d be a lot of fun and asked her if she wanted to go. Dumb question – ever since XZyte opened, every girl in Pattaya has wanted to go. I broke out a few girl coupons and paid the 200 baht bar fine, and off we went. Grabbed a baht taxi and told him to take us to XZyte while ElHefe went to pick up a girl he had in mind. You can hear XZyte before you can see it – it’s loud. It thumps like a low-rider in LA. This place is impressive from the outside, and even more so once you get inside. We made our way inside and the show was in full swing. Found the table where the party was already well underway and said hello to everyone. I noticed my girl couldn’t take her eyes off the show from the moment we walked in the door, and was dancing around to the music as soon as we got to the table. Damn, this girl can move those hips….good sign. We stayed for about an hour until the whiskey bottles were empty around 3am. Once we got outside, the crew decided to head over to the Marine Disco for some more partying, and I asked my wife-de-jour if she wanted to go. She moved really close to me and told me she wanted to go to the hotel. Boy, I hate the shy ones. Since it was late and I was horny, I decided I’d give in and indulge her. Headed back to the room, showered, then hit the bed. No more than 10 seconds later, this shy one grabbed me, kissed me long and deep, and spent the next two hours showing me how much she appreciated the trip to XZyte. There wasn’t an ounce of fat on this 20 year old tigress – she was perfect. She was eager, passionate and totally hot. The perfect ending to my first evening in Pattaya. Finally went to sleep around 5am, exhausted and drained. Day One I woke up around 10 am, a little unsure of my surroundings. It only took a few seconds to remember where I was, and the memories of last night came back. My angel-de-jour was pressed up against me like we were a couple spoons that got stuck together in the dishwasher, and I let my hands roam her body. So soft…so smooth…so tight….so – damn, her nipples are hard as a rock. She turned enough to smile at me and we were off to the races again. Our coupling was as good as last night, and I remembered why I love Pattaya so much. Yes, Thai girls can be hardened and mechanical if they are in the bar too long, but the good ones are amazing. The beer bars in Pattaya seem to have a much higher percentage of the sweethearts than the go-go bars do, with the constant influx of new girls in Pattaya I think there are way more soft, affectionate creatures in Pattaya than in Bangkok by a long shot. My angel drifted back off to sleep, and I got up and headed downstairs to get some breakfast. Had a good artery-clogging egg and bacon special, and went out to roam a little. Checked out a couple hotels down the street that I had been meaning to look at, and decided I liked it where I was better. Got back to the room around 1pm, just in time for the phone to ring. It was ElHefe, who had just finished up with one of Nu’s friends from the same bar. We agreed to meet in a few minutes after we kicked the girls out and grab some lunch. I woke my sleeping companion and sent her on her way with the promise to stop in the bar sometime before I left and say hello. We went down to the Royal Garden Plaza, a local shopping mall with a good food court on the third floor. We bought some food coupons, and proceeded to make a slow circle around the food court and ordered some of our favorites. Pork stew, mussel omelets, fried crab, chicken, papaya salad, rice…….by the time we were done and had transported everything to the now-covered table, it was obvious our eyes were bigger than our appetites – we wound up leaving about half of it uneaten. The bill came to 450 baht total including 4 soft drinks - $10. Oh well, at these prices you can afford to leave a little food on the table! We grabbed a couple cups of gelati just to make sure we weren’t going to starve, and headed over to the motorcycle rental place. I rented a small bike for 150 baht per day. Pattaya doesn’t have taxis running all over like Bangkok does. The preferred mode of transportation in Pattaya is the baht taxi, a converted pickup truck with a large passenger bed welded on the back, much like a jeepney in the Philippines. They come by every few seconds, and you flag one down when you want to go somewhere and ring the bell when you want to get off. Costs 5 baht. The only problem is that much of Pattaya is one-way, so if you want to go somewhere in the other direction, you have to walk a few blocks down to the other side of the circuit to catch the taxis heading that way. So for $3 a day, it’s a lot more convenient to rent a motorcycle. I’m used to riding a big bike and they have them available for around $12 per day, but the small ones are a lot more maneuverable in Pattaya traffic where you frequently need to change lanes to avoid running into the baht taxis when they decide to stop, and are great for straddling lanes to get through traffic, a Thai pastime. They are only 110 cc’s, but are geared so that they can take off really quickly and get up to speed fast. We decided to head over to the Pump Station on Soi 13/1 (13/2?) to see what was available. They really should rename this place BlowjobsRUs, as it is one of several bars all located in the same place which specialize in the delivery of oral satisfaction. Most have a large room upstairs with multiple cubicles with bar stools set in front of curtains, where the girl of the moment pokes her head out from the curtain at your feet and take care of business while you enjoy a cold beer and a porn flick. A little mindblowing (pardon the pun) the first time you see it. We visited a couple of the bars on blow row, and ElHefe decided to head upstairs while I did some exploring, having been recently drained and quite satisfied for at least the next couple hours. We arranged to meet up with Phuket Butterfly for dinner at an Indian place called Alibaba on Central Pattaya Rd around 9pm and I took off, confident that the demure young lasses behind the curtains would take good care of my friend. One thing about Pattaya is that no matter how many times you’ve been here, you always find more bars you hadn’t seen before. There are just so many of them and they are all over town. Just when you think you know a particular area really well, you go down a side street you had never been on are there’s another beer bar plaza or massage place. I found at least a dozen this trip that I hadn’t seen before. If variety is the spice of life, then Pattaya is as heavily seasoned as Thai food. I met a girl here last month who I really liked. She was a little older than most of the girls at 29, but she didn’t look a day over 24. Hell, it’s next to impossible to tell with Thai women, they all look like they’re 21. Anyway, I had a really amazing evening with her and wanted to see if the second time would be as good. I stopped by the beer bar where she worked and she wasn’t there. I couldn’t remember her name, and no one seemed to have any idea who I was talking about. Oh well, I had her email address and stopped back at the hotel to email her and ask her where she had moved to. I then stopped by the beer bar plaza by Soi 9 to relax and have a drink. As soon as I parked my bike a cute little thing named Nok caught my eye and invited me to buy her a drink. What the hell, ladies drinks in Pattaya are only about $2. We spent the next 15 minutes or so talking and teasing each other. She had some really killer legs, and I figured since it was only 7pm, it was a good time to head back to the hotel for a quickie before meeting the guys for dinner. Off we went. Another fantastic short-time. As soon as I ventured south, it became obvious that this girl was really into receiving oral ministrations, so I decided to spread the gospel a little and ministered to her. There aren’t too many things I like to do better but after about 30 minutes I was starting to get fatigued. It was hard to stop as she was really into it. I thought I’d take a slight break, but she was having none of that and grabbed my head and put it back where she thought it belonged. After a few more minutes of intense attention she popped. Hard. I usually wonder about the genuineness of bar girl orgasms, but there was no faking this one. Praise the lord…..another one converted. The sex was fantastic, frenzied and rough, quite a change from last night’s tender sweetie. We both collapsed panting on the bed, showered, and I sent her on her way with 700 baht. Met the guys for dinner at Alibaba. The Indian food was excellent, and we ate too much of it over the next 2 hours. By this time it was around 11pm, so it was time to head out looking for some companionship. We all went over to Dream A-go-go on Walking Street, and had a drink and surveyed the talent. Nothing really caught my eye, and a we left. Said goodnight to Phuket Butterfly and a friend of his who had joined us, and ElHefe and I headed out on a beer bar run. By this time it was 12:30, and many of the beer bars had been pretty well picked-over. After visiting 3-4 plazas and not finding anything interesting, we hit the small plaza attached within spitting distance of our hotel. Saw a real cutie, but she seemed more interested in the snack she was having than performing the Pattaya mating ritual, so we walked down to the next bar. Figured maybe if I showered the competition with some attention, she might get more interested. There was a real stunner a this bar, but alas, the guy sitting next to her pulled out the barfine just as we walked up. Damn. Oh well, one thing about being here every month is that I’ll be here long after he goes home from vacation. They say you never lose your girl in Thailand, you only lose your turn Well, my plan hadn’t worked, the cutie at the next bar was still absorbed in her dinner so we left and went back to Soi 2 where I had found Nu the night before. It was now around 2:30am, and it was about my bed time, so I was ready to find a warm body to curl up with. As soon as we pulled up, Nu saw me and I knew I was done for. Paid the bar, and took her home. Another great evening, although I had broken my new rule and slept with the same girl two nights in a row. We’re practically married now. Day 2 Got up early today, around 1pm. Had another rousing session with Nu, and when she went back to sleep I went downstairs for some Thai food. Nu left with some protest around 3:30 when I told her she had to wake up as the maid wanted to clean the room before her shift ended. I think sleeping must be a national pastime here. Reminds me of a Thai expression I heard once about the reality of life – “Kin, kee, pee, non”, or “Eat, shit, fuck, sleep”. At least I’m batting 750. I decided it was time for a real massage ( as opposed to body massage, which includes sex) and went to my favorite oil massage place. I’ve used this place a bunch of times, and have never really seen any pretty girls, but then again, the massage has always been good. So imagine my surprise when I walked in and saw a really pretty girl with a great body and a radiant smile as soon as I walked in. Waiter, I’ll take two orders of that one over there….went back to the room and undressed completely, and draped a towel over my now exhausted nether regions. This girl gives a pretty good massage, although she could have used a little more oil. I was considering telling her that, but kept my mouth shut. She was sitting next to me as I was lying on my stomach and I decided to test the waters and nonchalantly draped my arm across her thigh. She very quickly said “Ute” which means “stop” and I played it off like I was just stretching. Guess there won’t be any extra service out of this one. I hadn’t really expected it as that’s not really on the menu here, but this one was really cute. If I had seen her in a beer bar I would have snatched her up immediately. Oh well. So we start talking, she doesn’t speak a word of English but my rapidly improving Thai allows us to engage in some idle chit chat. Turns out she’s 24, from somewhere near Bangkok, and she doesn’t have a boyfriend. About an hour into the massage she tells me I’m a good man and she likes me. Why? I said. “Because all the farangs (foreigners) who come here try to feel me up, their hands are all over the place, and you don’t do that”. Believe me, it’s not from lack of thinking about it, darling. What I really want to do is grab that oil, rip your clothes off and give YOU a massage. But I didn’t say that, I just told her she wasn’t a bar girl and I would never think about treating her that way. She seemed to like that answer. I spent the next hour flirting, and she flirted back. Hmmm, this one may be a long term project. She’s cute as a button, and has a killer body. Just the way I like them – petite, perfectly flat belly and a good rack. Yes, I think I’ll be back for a few more massages and work on this one a little. Reminds me of a story I told in my last report about the Thai massage girl at Marble House who became a long term project. At the time, she was 19 and told me she couldn’t date until she was 20. So I made a date for lunch in a few months after her birthday. Well, to continue that story - I saw her a couple times a month for the next 5-6 months, and one day right after her birthday I was getting a massage and she told me she was taking a few months off from the massage parlor. I asked her why, and she took my hand and placed it on her stomach. Whoa, looks like there’s a loaf in that oven, sweetheart! Turns out she’s 5 months pregnant. And here I had assumed that not dating meant sex was out of the question…. Oh well, I’ll have to make due with the other 10000 available women here. It’ll be hard to get over her, but I’ll manage somehow. Finished the massage, and bid my new project goodbye with a promise to come back soon. I decided it was time for some sleaze. If you want to get sleazy in Pattaya, there is no better place than Soi 6. I had never actually spent any time in the bars on Soi 6,and thought I owed it to myself to explore a little. Soi 6 (and the street next to it, Soi 6/1) are full of bars that are…well….a little uncouth. I had been told that the King Kong Bar was the sleaziest of them all, so being a man of some refinement, I headed there first. There were actually a couple good looking girls mixed in with the soi dogs hanging around in front of the place, and as I approached one of them she grabbed me and dragged me inside. I really like the shy ones, so I didn’t complain. It took just a second for my eyes to adjust to the dim lighting and I notice there are about 6 guys in the place, and 3 feet inside the door is this guy sitting on a couch and this rather shapely young girl just going to town sucking him off right in front of the whole bar. Damn, this place is full of shy people. We work our way towards the back of the bar and what do you know, there’s another guy getting a handjob on a bar stool. Obviously, the women in this place require a long courting ritual before you get any action. Took a seat, and before my drink even shows up, this girls has my pants unzipped and starts stroking. After a few minutes of this she asked if I wanted to go upstairs and I was in no position to tell her I wasn’t interested, so off we went. I see this girl is a minister also, and she wastes no time proving how proficient she is. I believe she could truly suck-start a Harley. But after a few minutes of this fixation she has with oral sex, I realized I had been a little too busy lately to finish this way, and grabbed a condom off the headboard and flipped her tiny little body over and took care of business the old fashioned way. When I walked outside, day had turned to night and it was about 7:30. I had planned to meet The Dug from TSM at 8pm at Freelancer Bar on Walking Street. This was his first trip to Thailand, and I had the pleasure of showing him around Bangkok last week. He’s a great guy to party with, if you ever get the chance. He had planned to spend the entire trip in Bangkok, and I persuaded him to come to Pattaya for a couple days with the promise that he wouldn’t regret it. So off I went to Freelancers. If you’ve never been there, it’s a great place to relax. They don’t tend to have the prettiest girls in town, (although this trip they have added quite a few) but they all have great attitudes. It’s a regular bar, like what you’d find in the US, but with girls. Like a beer bar but with air conditioning and a live band. It’s owned by a British ex-pat named Pete and his Thai wife Ann, and they are just great people. The girls are all exceptionally friendly, and there is never any pressure. If you want to take a different girl every night, you’ll never catch shit from the one you took the night before. If you hang around Thailand a lot, you will always see one of the guys you know there, and it’s usually my starting point for the night before I start my hunt. This evening they are having a get together of some of the regulars who hang around Pattaya. Got there right at 8, and there’s The Dug and Phuket Butterfly, along with Lucky and a whole bunch of guys who hang out on the Freelancer Bar’s message board on the web. Had a good time meeting some people I didn’t know except by their posts, and Pete had a bunch of pizzas brought in. Noticed a couple really cute girls I didn’t remember seeing, and chatted them up a bit with the intention of taking them some other night. After about an hour it was time to start out tour of Pattaya, so The Dug and I headed out to Walking Street. Took him to a couple of the better go-go bars, Dream A-go-go and Happy, which are right across the street from each other. There are some real stunners in these places. Hit a bunch of bars as we walked around, and then headed over to the big go-go strip at Soi Pattayaland 2. I pointed out the Penthouse Hotel, a real fun place to stay. They have several different style rooms to choose from, including “Patpong” rooms with dancing stages/go-go bar poles in the middle of the bedroom, and rooms with jacuzzis. The neat thing about the Penthouse is all the rooms are full of stuff – back scratchers, those little triangular pillows for propping your sweetheart’s hips up on while you get busy, all sorts of stuff. And it’s right in the middle of action central, so if you’re new to town you won’t get lost trying to find your way home when you’re drunk. We popped into the Emergency bar, where all the women are dressed in bright red nurses uniforms (with garters, of course!). I immediately spotted one who was giving me the eye, and proceeded to chat her up. She had these amazing “fuck me” eyes that I couldn’t resist. She laughed at all my Thai jokes and smiled at all the right times…figured she’d be fun so I paid her barfine and told her I’d be back in a couple hours for her and we left. Dug asked me about blow row, so I took him over to the Pump Station for a pipe cleaning. It only took him about 2 minutes to latch onto the only cute one in the bunch and head upstairs to the blowjob room. I had a drink with a girl who I had taken up before while I waited for him. I noticed one of the girls wearing a Pump Station t-shirt, which I had always meant to buy and I bought a couple. The Dug came down a while later with a big smile on his face, and I threw him a t-shirt and told him he had been officially indoctrinated to Pattaya. We hit a few more bars, then arranged to meet for a late lunch the next day and went our separate ways. I went back to get the girl with the intense eyes at the Emergency Bar. As we were getting ready to leave, a guy came in who was obviously wanting to talk with her, and she asked me if it was OK if she went over to see him for a few minutes. Sure, darling, we have all night. This guy looked pretty distressed that she was leaving with me, and she talked to him for a few minutes and he left after giving me “the look”. British guy, turns out he’s been in Pattaya twice and is infatuated with her and apparently hasn’t figured out that she’s not sitting around waiting for him to return. News flash – she’s a whore. She’s getting fucked a couple times a day, you bloody wanker. And guess what – tonight I’m fucking her Grabbed a baht taxi for the ride back to the hotel, and on the way we pass another baht taxi with lover boy in the back. He sees us and I smile at him as we pass. Sorry, couldn’t resist. I won’t do it again, promise. The evening was great. She’s pretty athletic in bed, and a good change of pace from the sweethearts I’ve had so far. Sometimes you want the sweet ones that want to cuddle up all night and sometimes you just want to lay back and get fucked by a girl who knows how to take control. This was one of those nights……and I imagine it’ll be one of those mornings tomorrow also. Day 3 It was. I woke my tirak (sweetheart) up around 11 am, and she turned out to be quite a morning person. She took control and kept it, and then wanted to lay around and talk for an hour. We had a great conversation about how much farangs bullshit compared to how much Thai girls bullshit. It was enlightening. This one had an English boyfriend for a few months who promised her the world and then just disappeared one day. How many times have I hear that story over here. Of course, things are never what they appear to be in Thailand, and even more often are not what they are said to be, so… who knows. This is the land of illusion, after all. Met up with The Dug around 1pm, and went off to get him a motorcycle. We went over to the third floor of the Royal Garden Plaza and repeated the gorge-fest that ElHefe and I had the other day. Then we tooled around for a while and wound up over on Soi 6, as he wanted to see the seedier side of town. Back at the King Kong there were no blowjobs in progress in the bar this time, but there were actually a few cute girls, which surprised the hell out of me. We played with a couple of them for a while, and Dug wound up taking one upstairs for a little relief while I played juggle the grapefruit with mine on a couch downstairs. Feeling the need to introduce a little culture into our excursion, we rode over to the best art gallery in Pattaya and possibly in the Kingdom, the KC Gallery on Walking Street. Here you can purchase perfectly forged copies of any painting you want as well as original pieces and portraits made-to-order for between $25-100 and amazing frames for about 1/5 of what they would cost in the states. Dug picked out a Thomas Kincade from the catalog, and they said they would have it painted and delivered to his door in America in about 3 weeks. The work here is phenomenal – if you are ever in town, you have got to stop here. It was around dinnertime, so we headed over to a great little Swiss restaurant on Soi Diamond, behind the Diamond Beach Hotel, called Mama. Had a great meal for a pittance. Then we wandered over to Freelancer to meet up with Phuket Butterfly. I spotted the cute newcomer who was there last night, paid her bar fine and told her I’d be back for her around 12:00 – didn’t want her to disappear before I had a chance to come back and get her later. Spent the next couple hours hopping around some go-go bars, and both of the guys pulled a top-notch girl out of Carousel on Soi Diamond. We parted ways, and I went back to Freelancer to pick up my parcel. Day 4 Last night was OK, but nothing to write home about compared to some of the other encounters I’ve had the last few days. Maybe I’ve just had too much sex this week. Said goodbye to my new friend around noon without bothering with a second round and headed out to meet Dug, who was returning to Bangkok today for his last 2 days in the country. I usually don’t eat American food much when in Thailand. I’m always amazed at the tourists who fly 10000 miles around the world to experience another country and then spend two weeks eating cheeseburgers and pizza. Thai food is great, and the restaurants are always happy to tone down the spice for those who are unaccustomed to hot food. Just ask them to make it “mai phet” (pronounced like ‘my pet’ and it will be fine. What passes for Thai food in the states is a sad imitation of what’s available in Thailand. Many of the native vegetables are not available in the states, and the American Thai chefs seem to want to make their own western versions of Thai dishes. I met Dug for lunch, and since his driver was showing up in short order, we didn’t have a whole lot of time to seek out a restaurant, and settled for little British pub across the street from where we had arranged to meet. The steak and kidney pie didn’t appeal to me much, and I had no idea what the hell “bangers and mash” or “faggots and onions” were, and wasn’t particularly interested in finding out so I ordered…..a cheeseburger. Oh well, I guess one won’t kill me. When it arrived, I thought that perhaps it might after all. I attempted to pick it up and eat it, but the bun was so saturated with grease that the contents slid off onto the plate. After about 5 minutes of trying to convince the waitress that I really did want another plain bun to transfer the food to, I was able to choke down lunch. Back to Thai food for the rest of the trip. I had mentioned a good Thai restaurant to Dug the other day called Cabbages and Condoms in Bangkok that has a rather interesting story behind it. It was started by a doctor who was a crusader for safe sex, hence the name. Where most restaurants give you a dinner mint after dinner, this place gave all the diners condoms after dinner. The food is excellent even though the place has become somewhat touristy. Anyway, Dug handed me a copy of a biography of the doctor he had seem at a local bookstore, and told me he wanted me to have it as a token of his appreciation for showing him around this week. Very cool…now I’ll have something to read on that 24-hour flight home. Wished him good luck in Bangkok, and I headed off on my own. Foot massage – what a wonderful invention. Next to Thai women and traditional Thai massage, it’s probably one of my favorite indulgences in the Kingdom. I found a little place on a previous trip that did a great foot massage, and decided to head over there. I noticed a really cute Chinese-Thai girl inside who worked there, although of course I got stuck with the old lady who was sitting outside when I pulled up. I guess she must have been next in rotation. Oh well, I’m not going to marry her, she’s just rubbing my feet. I spent a little time flirting with the cute one, though. There were no other customers in the place, so she was sitting around doing nothing anyway. She spoke remarkably good English, and told me she had studied English in school. She’s almost 20, confided that she is looking for an American boyfriend and asked me if I had any friends who are in Thailand frequently to introduce her to. Got her email address and a photo and told her I’d see what I could do. Once the foot massage was finished, and the flirting continued, I told her my back was hurting and I could really use a traditional Thai massage. She smiled, grabbed my hand, and dragged me to the back, where she proceeded to administer a decent Thai massage in-between the flirting and talking. I told her if I was truly to find a guy to meet her I would have to know a little more about her and suggested dinner tomorrow night. She gave me one of those smiles that said “I’m on to you, mister” and said 6 p.m. would be fine and I could pick her up at the massage place. I left before she could change her mind. Let’s see. It’s 6 p.m. already and I haven’t gotten laid since last night. I’m feeling really lazy after 2 hours of massage and not in the mood for hunting so I went back over to the beer bar where I picked up the short time the other afternoon that worked out so well. I know, I know – here I go breaking my rule again. This will be the second girl I’ve seen twice since I got here. But sometimes you just want a known quantity…and I really wanted to see if she could top the performance of the other day, which was quite remarkable. As soon as I pulled up she broke into a big smile and told me she was hoping I would come back. I asked why and she said pinched me. Oh yeah, now I remember. We sat around and talked for a while, and I managed to get Phuket Butterfly on the phone, who happened to be a couple blocks away on his motorcycle. He stopped in for a while and we got caught up on each other’s experiences the last few days. He left to find a companion for the first part of the evening, and I decided to take Nok out again. This session was as mind blowing as the last one, and I wound up keeping her for the night. Three rounds later, with a little room service thrown in for good measure, I drifted off into a peaceful, well-deserved sleep with this little vixen snuggled up next to me. Day 5 There is only one thing I miss about my first ex-wife. She was the most orgasmic woman I have ever met. It wasn’t unusual for her to get off 7-8 times during an evening in bed. She made sure I knew exactly how to push her buttons, and I delighted in pushing them as often as possible. Nok reminds me of her a lot. This day disappeared somewhere in 24 hours of almost non-stop sex, with an occasional break for food. Not that I’m complaining, mind you, but I broke my rule again….she’s staying again tonight. Day 6 Still with Nok. Damn, I’m sore. This girl has an appetite as strong as mine. Seems she was married to a Thai guy for three years, and he was more interested in whiskey than sex. What a surprise…..anyway, she had a good job at a Nike factory and quit when her relationship ended as she didn’t want to be living down the street from him. Made a painful decision to move to the only place she knew she could make more money than Nike and here she is. Been here 7 weeks. Spent the day browsing art galleries, and bought a few paintings from KC Gallery on Walking Street. We also made a trip over to see the progress on a friend’s house. He’s an expat living in Pattaya, and is finishing up a gorgeous 3-story house with a view of Jomtien Beach and the Pattaya skyline. This place is phenomenal – 4 bedrooms, a third floor devoted entirely to a game room (with cathedral ceilings, perfect place for the pool table!). It’s coming along nicely. They have been working on it for 8 months now, but he lost many of his workers to planting season – gotta get the rice planted. His crew of 20 is down to 5, so until the rice is planted it’s going a little slow, but the main work has been done and they are now working on finish-level stuff. Hopefully it will be done in a few more months. Spent the rest of the day in bed with Nok, catching up on our sleep. Right. Day 7 Here we go again. I have to admit, having a nymphomaniac around is starting to grow on me. This girl is insatiable. We did actually get out of bed around noon, and headed over to pick up my paintings. They made the frames and then disassembled them, so they would fit in a box to check in with the airlines, and carefully rolled all the canvasses and put them in a carry-on box. Afterwards, we had lunch at a restaurant on Central Pattaya Road next to Alibaba called Ban Thai. ElHefe had mentioned that he had heard good things about it, and it did not disappoint. The Thai food was excellent. I highly recommend this place. It would be a great place for a romantic dinner, a small place with linen tablecloths and candles and excellent service. The only thing that detracted from the experience was the long wait for the bill, even though at this early hour we were the only customers in the place. We left and headed over to the Big C Mall, as she wanted some pictures of me and I had none to give her. I know, I know….but what the hell. Anyway, hit one of those photo booths and had fun shooting a few strips of photos. Went into the Big C to do some shopping, and I was amazed at how affectionate this girl is in public, normally a big no-no for Thai girls. She had on overalls that were a little big in the waist, and a t-shirt which stopped right around midriff level, which made it pretty easy to get a hand inside the overalls. We were standing behind a big clothing display and I ran a hand inside her overalls and down her leg, and she shuddered and then pointed to the goosebumps on her arm. “Stop, I’m horny!” Oh shit. Got the feeling that she’d be a sucker for sex in public places. May have to test that theory on the beach one night. Went back to the hotel and ordered room service. Nok went to take a shower (I can guess what comes next) and I went out on the balcony of the hotel. We were on the sixth floor, and had a great view of the Pattaya skyline. I noticed a dog sitting in someone’s driveway below, and whistled. The dog looked around, didn’t see anything, and started barking. This is fun. Played this game for a few minutes until the owner came out, looked around, scratched her head when she didn’t see anything, yelled at the dog and went back inside. Ooops, sorry buddy, didn’t mean to get you in trouble. Nok emerged from the shower and we spent a couple hours playing “bet you give up first”. I have to admit I had a bit of an advantage, as I had popped a vitamin V before dinner. After all the overindulgence this week, I figured a little insurance would be in order with this girl. I had been wanting to get some photos all week and have never had the luck that some of our friends seem to have, but figured it was worth a try. It took a little coaxing, but I managed to not only talk her into posing, but convinced her that action photos would be fun. Fun, hell – I broke out the remote control for my Olympus and ran out of memory shooting during sex. She was really into it. At one point she was on top of me going to town and really getting off on the camera – so much so that she was staring straight into the lens and when the flash went off, so did she. Hmmm…a nympho AND an exhibitionist. She also at some point had discovered the mirror behind the bed and took great delight in watching herself have sex. I think I’ll have to see more of her when I get back next month. About an hour later we collapsed into a heap and fell asleep with the lights on. Day 8 Or is it 9? Did I lose a day here? Can’t remember. The last few days have been a blur. 5 a.m. - Normally, I like to sleep a little later. But Nok was wide awake, busy exploring with her hands and I had no choice but to wake up. I’m going to need a vacation when I get home to get over this vacation. This girl is an animal. Needless to say, my “one night” rule has been hopelessly forgotten, and since I’m heading to Bangkok tomorrow there’s no point in trying to revive it at this point. Besides, Nok has turned out to be the most sexual female I’ve ever met, first wife included. I’ve resigned myself to spending the day attempting to sate her, knowing that there’s little chance of that happening but I’m going to give it the old college try. Wish I had the stamina I had back then Time for more vitamins. Uh-oh, she’s giving me that look. Sorry guys, back to work. Finally got up and motivated around 11 a.m., and headed back over to Ban Thai for lunch. Then we decided to check out Jomtien Beach, a short ride from Pattaya. Turns out it’s just as crowded as the beach in Pattaya, and looks much the same. May decide to explore it more on another trip, but it’s not on today’s agenda anymore. Did some shopping, and then wound up back in bed for the rest of the evening, which I’m sure doesn’t surprise anyone at this point. This girl must eat Wheaties by the truckload. Day 9, or whatever the hell day it is I’m heading back to Bangkok this afternoon for a few hours, then off to the airport. Nok apparently wanted to make sure I’d remember her, and spent the morning showing me that she was an interest in sex. So far she has managed to get off 5 times during a session, and I had hoped to top this record this morning, but no such luck. She did manage to tie it though Somehow I doubt that the frigid Xanax-popping chronically-depressed chip-on-the-shoulder feminazi types back in the states will be much of a substitute for her. Good thing I’ll be back in 3 weeks. I’ll miss this girl. At 26 she’s not the youngest or prettiest I’ve had in Thailand, but she has been the best. I’m going to have to be really careful not to get attached to her. Shit, who am I kidding….I’m already attached. Apparently, she’s gotten rather attached also, as the waterworks started as soon as I started to pack. I got her phone number and promised to see her when I get back, and headed to Bangkok. The 1-1/2 hours went by rather quickly, with me caught up in thoughts of Nok. I really don’t need this right now, but it’s hard to brush off sex that good. It wasn’t just the sex, either. We really had a great time together. She was wild, uninhibited, gave freely of herself, and really opened up to me. Having been with hundreds of bar girls here and in the Philippines, I’ve gotten pretty good at reading through the bullshit. Thailand is a mystery…..it’s so hard to tell where fantasy ends and reality begins here. This has been the hardest call yet. But there’s always next trip…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2001 Report Share Posted June 13, 2001 An excellent trip report...love living vicariously through your days in Pattaya. I just wish more people took the time to write reports...they help us who are stuck back in the states.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2001 Report Share Posted June 13, 2001 Just thought I'd add my thoughts as no-one else seems to have replied yet. I'm sure it is much appreciated. Very good report and thanks for the time taken to write it. Oops...someone's just got in before me....story of my life! [ June 13, 2001: Message edited by: ozbod ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard33 Posted June 14, 2001 Report Share Posted June 14, 2001 PakWaan wrote: " I?ll miss this girl. At 26 she?s not the youngest or prettiest I?ve had in Thailand, but she has been the best. I?m going to have to be really careful not to get attached to her. Shit, who am I kidding?.I?m already attached. Apparently, she?s gotten rather attached also...." Great trip report. Had a similar experience with a Thai lady on my trip (late May/June) to Pattaya. The ladies in Pattaya I found to be not as hard as the ladies in Bangkok. Despite me being a cynical old (and fat) bastard I am finding it hard to get her out of my mind. Fatbastard33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 Great report... one note, Pattaya Pete (FLB Bar in Pattaya) is a Kiwi, not a Brit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 Loved the report! couple of questions: 1. You mentioned the Penthouse hotel. Is this a ST hotel or a regular one? 2. It may be in the report somewhere, but I didn't see which hotel you said you were staying at (that you liked better than the others you explored). Which hotel was is and what was the rate? Thanks, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 What is a KIWI??? MYKAL LOS in September!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbear31 Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 "It thumps like a low-rider in LA" Great line, great report. You did Xzyte more justice then I did. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted July 19, 2001 Report Share Posted July 19, 2001 quote: Originally posted by fatbastard33: PakWaan wrote: " I’ll miss this girl. At 26 she’s not the youngest or prettiest I’ve had in Thailand, but she has been the best. I’m going to have to be really careful not to get attached to her. Shit, who am I kidding….I’m already attached. Apparently, she’s gotten rather attached also...." Great trip report. Had a similar experience with a Thai lady on my trip (late May/June) to Pattaya. The ladies in Pattaya I found to be not as hard as the ladies in Bangkok. Despite me being a cynical old (and fat) bastard I am finding it hard to get her out of my mind. Fatbastard33 I hope there is such a kind of love affair for everyone who goes there. There is nothing like the feeling of being alive and in love. I can think of 3 thai girls who will always have a special place in my life, and though there was an end to each story, i would not be the same man without them. The experience i had serves me great to evaluate evry new one and know when it can't get any further. I see too many ill-fated relationships that just keep on and on, and that's just too big a chain ball for the little time we have on earth. LOS, what a divine comedy! Encore!...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted July 20, 2001 Report Share Posted July 20, 2001 Mykal -- a kiwi is a New Zealander, as in the bird, not the shoe polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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