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I am, infact, right handsome


Mark

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I have now, after many years living in my semi detached house , eating tinned salmon and drinking 7 pints in the boozer, convinced that I am indeed quite attractive.

 

After the Mrs divorced me, I came here beer gut and all and have since had sex with many sexy girls and most of them truely find me fascinating.

 

I have now decided that I am a liberated man and will stay here for the rest of my life in my new delux bedsit

 

Aint life great, western women are so ugly and just don't appreciate my charm and charisma

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