Flashermac Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Airport scanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomick Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 It's seems to make her arms grow longer? If this technology ever becomes fact I'll be thinking about a career change. Then again not every woman is going to look like that what about the ugly ones.? Have to get a trainee or some sicko that enjoys that to take over. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattwasp Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Already fact! QinetiQ developed this a couple of years ago and I believe already in place at Heathrow... They were testing it a while ago before launch, and 'apparently' only guys are allowed to look at guys and girls girls.. though in practice I don't know how that would work. Either way I don't really like the idea of a slightly camp looking security guy getting a look at my todger. http://www.qinetiq.com/home_us/case_studies/case_studies_homeland_security/millimeter_wave_imager.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 AH-HA!.... Gentlemen fear not, for we have Macromedia Flash 5. If you right click and use the 'zoom in' option, you have a benefit over and above the airport guys! By the way, seen this chick in many a filthy film and jazz mag... forget her name. Cute, isnt she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I went through Heathrow while this was being tested. Only the girls' version was running at the time and they'd made the mistake of employing girls of 18-22 to operate it. They couldn't help giggling and pointing at the screen, which made the women very reluctant to use it! (They made them though, by saying they'd be strip-searched otherwise.) It was very much a novelty, even to the operators. They kept beckoning the "victims" to the screens to have a look for themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 You guys are serious? They actually have x-ray scanners? I am reminded of a time here in LOS. I had 'ochida', an infection of the liver and kidneys. The pain spread through my abdomen and I went to hospital for a check. Cut a long story short, I had an ultra sound, followed by an x-ray. A fit as hell nurse who was flirting with me took me to a room and in preparation of the ultra sound, rubbed jelly on my lower abdomen whilst maintaining a cheeky cockteasing smile. I'm the kinda guy that avoids massages as I get a stiffy too easy... of course I had one, and then proceeded to the x-ray. I remember in vain trying to get the bloke not to scan 'down there'... "problem not here! Just x ray up here! OK?" Of course he x rayed the old fella also and I had to suffer massive embarrassment when the Doctor held the sheet up, complete with my boner, with the nurse suppressing a laugh in the background. Fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattwasp Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 haha fabulous. Did you get to keep the copy? I was scanned on the way to the states... they make you stand in daft poses while they have a look at your skin. I wonder if they keep the best scans for the lunch room wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Actually I did. I kept it, and then threw it. I feel bad actually as the end result was my ripping the hospital off for 2000b. When I went for the check up, I had a couple thou on me, assuming that would be enough. Because of all the tests, the bill came to 3900b. I gave them 2000 with the promise of a quick trip to the atm. However, because of all the laughing as I walked out I just wasn?t man enough to go back and face them again.... I feel bad about that to be honest... one day I?ll go back when it?s all forgotten and pay them. Jesus that was fucking embarrassing though... really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcatta Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I would have been proud of that boner. At least its a sign it works!!! You're lucky, many cant even get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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