Dude_Le_Rude Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 some of the best Arthur quotes... "You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you! " *** "I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss" *** [while soliciting a prostitute] "What I had in mind was spending the night with a stranger who loves me." **** Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur. Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson. Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately. Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink? Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks. Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **** Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making. Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide and more... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082031/quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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