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MOSCOW FUN: You can find cuties for as low as $50, absolute knockouts for about $150 and cover girl quality babes for about $300--that's for 3 hours to all night depending on her schedule and your negotiationg.

Prostitution is technically illegal but the law is not enforced at all. Supposedly, the proceeds from each ?sale? are divvied up: 40% to the girl, 30% to the handlers, 30% to the police. "Handlers" is a polite term for Russian Mafia. Relax, you are not in danger. This is their business. You are their cherished customer.

HOTELS: The Baltschug Kempinski, the National, and the Marriott Tverskaya all don't check passports or ask for money for late night guests, Avoid the Metropol and the Intourist.

CLUBS: Night Flight: Cover charge is $20, but includes a free drink. Nurse it, because the next ones will cost you $6! To avoid $20 cover charge: eat in the restaraunt upstairs first. Women, very good looking, available for the night for $150-$250 for the real stunners. ($50-150 if you bargain)

Doug and Marty?s Boar House ; A Canadian pub & restaurant. No cover charge. Expat hangout, girls $100 per night

Other clubs: Metelitsa, Luxor, Monte Carlo, Hungry Duck, Papa John?s Disco

STREET GIRLS: Beginning at 10pm nightly, parking lots all over Moscow fill up with hundreds of girls in cars looking for you and your money. Tell the taxi driver you want to look at the girls: "Ya Hachoo Pas Mo Treat Devoush Key." Your driver will ask for 500 - 800 rubles ($20-$25). Sit in the front seat. The girl you pick up will sit in the back.

This fare is good for a tour of Moscow?s parking lots. You will see some of the most beautiful women. The going rate is $50-60. Pick one out and she will go home with you. You can also find similar girls right in your hotel lobby or in the park across the street from the National Hotel. Don?t pay the girls until you are back at hotel.

Warning: Russian police will demand a bribe if they flag down your taxi after you picked up a girl. Don?t be alarmed, it?s part of the game. Give them about 1/4 or 1/3 of what they ask for?only pay 200 or 300 rubles ($7-10). They'll agree eventually.

Happy sanuking, comrade.

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been in Moskow this summer; didn't have sex (i was on a tour) but seen lots of INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL women, and plan to come back.

Try the safari club, very nice girls, forget the bikini strippers and look at the dressed ones (they have a sauna, one hour will be 80-90 $)

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