Moving to LOS and back to Aust .5

[WINEDINE69]

im missing her and start to look for her replacement. however hanging out with my mate at soi cowboy is not the way to do it. i see a vision of a girl. tall big bust and splendid. she's sititing outside five star??? nesxt to apache. she's hugging her friend and they watch the guys go past. she's completely full of shit. she tells me she doesnt work anywhere she's just visisting ect etc. i chase her for a few nites without luck. she then tells me her BF is coming 2 moro nite. the next nite i see her playing pool at hilary bar? opposite the bus stop eatery and she's surrounded by ugly farang guys. not sure what her story was. i must've let it slip that i was an english teacher.

 

met some really nice guys working at Inlingua. many characters. one guy has a wife who gets up at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast using fresh produce at the market. he reckons he must've fucked 300 prostitutes in his time in LOS and he's never used a condom with gonorrhea his only disease. the other teachers roll their eyes, they've heard this chances of getting aids is 1 in 8,000 stroy before. i listen to his stories with amusement. he tells me about the casino bus for visa runs. i try it with success. very cheap. but the second time i try it the thai's deny my friend and i a seat on the bus. my friend tells me they are doing it just because we're farangs.

 

living in LOS can really piss u off sometimes. My brother from Australia comes to Thailand for the first time. its great having him here. i take him to a little thai restaurant behing VP Tower where u can get a big bottle of LEO or Singha for 50 baht. the foods not too bad but all the Thais just stare at us. they're probably wonderinfg what the fuck us rich farang are doing at this dinghy little restaurant.

 

after a typical nite at soi cowboy etc we go to phuket. unfortunately all the tourists are back. the taxi scams are in full force, our shuttle bus drops us about 500 meteres before our hotel and tells us to get out. im ready to kill this prick but that would be trouble for my bro so we just go with it and walk. the year before two months after the tsunami phuket was empty and perfect. oh well.

 

met up with an old GF of mine who works behind the bar at jagger bar. i plan to take her home and she's willing but then i get drunk and take a hooker right in front of her.

 

i look for the number for alcoholics anonymous and kick myself every 5 jminutes. she would've been free and she was beter looking etc etc. sometimes i amaze myself with my stupidity.

 

after 3 days i have to go back to bangers to work. i hate my job and im putting no effort into teaching and it shows. my boss and i are having regular fights and he's gay so he gets really bitchy at me. all the managers etc at inlingua have very young thai male boyfriends. i suspect that several of them are peadophiles.

 

went to a amassage place at the end of the soi where looki lookie bar is. some chick there quoted me 2,000 baht just for a massage with a happy ending. i tried to put my clothes back on and leave then she thought she better lower her price....she lowers it by 500 baht and this time i really do leave. i pay her 200 baht for a twenty minute massage. she cant figure out why i only paid 200. i think about slapping her.

[asiafun]

These are very interesting snapshots during your time in LOS. I do hope that there will be more!

[Maco88]

Yeah I second that, enjoy reading you no nonsense straight to the point reports. Can totally relate.