Fiery Jack Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 As in, birds (or the fellers shagging them) off hardcore porn sites who bear a striking resemblance to someone famous or some c*nt you know. I was most pleasantly startled this morning whilst sorting out a dawn-breaker internet wanking menu to stumble across this hardworking tart, going by the hilariously unlikely porn-handle of "Jade", sticking a purple vibrator up her arse who is, no kidding, the spitting image of a cheerful housewifey-type bird who works on reception at the sports club I joined 2 weeks ago (and haven't set foot through the f*cking threshold since). Not office safe, soft lad. None of them are. Ms. Jade enjoying her day off. Coming through! Just the ticket. I've had 2 good wanks already, and I'll be looking at the sports club bird through different eyes next time I go there. When I get round to it, like. Celebrities abound. Here's US funny man and 'Men in Black' movie star Will Smith (far right) enjoying his day off with some like-minded pals. And here's top Hollywood actor-producer and reformed wild man Sean Penn reprising his role as the Elvis quiiffed and goatee bearded convicted death row killer in "Dead Man Walking" for the benefit of a plump couch-bound lady friend with leisure time to spare. Hooray and up she rises! :smirk: On you go, Sean my boy! Pop lovers, could this be fiery Scots siren, Garbage vocalist and sexy songstress Shirley Manson entertaining at home? For the sports fans, here's top premier league soccer striker Didier Drogba taking some time off from netting the leather on the pitch with his pals at Chelesea FC to "net the leather" in private with some of his poofter bum-chums at home in his London apartment (Drogba far right). And could that just be Porstmouth defender Linvoy Primus standing enjoying himself on the far left of the shot? Hold the front page! Here's that man Primus again (right) taking a well-earned breather from the Pompey training ground at the home of boss Harry Redknapp and his wife Paula. And here comes Linvoy again, pictured left, as his footballing pals, big Charlton striker Kevin Lisbie and Chelsea's pint-sized dribbler Shaun Wright Philips, step into the fray. :hubba: Well I never! Could it be that ex-useless-Chelsea boss Ruud Gullit has "expanded his horizons" and finally found a new outlet for his talents!? Who-ho! And, last but not slender, here comes millionaire US TV hostess Oprah "Fatty" Winfrey, all set to chow down on a delicious "hot frank". Looks like it might be time to write another dieting best seller, Ms. Winfrey. Or at least do a bit of research! Anybody else spotted a "pornalike" recently? Post the link on here, fellers! Your time won't be wasted. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 You bell end. How are we meant to click on all them ? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hey, great web page, Silly one, can't wait for someone to lend me your book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Get your mam to read it for you when Top of the Pops is finished. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 Only joking, I'll order when I go back to Oz for a few weeks next month, more chance of it arriving there. Still waiting to hear about the saga of getting it published, may know some one in the same situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 I don't have to resemble a porn star as I am one,so there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 your'e as ugly as Ron Jeremy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted February 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 You bell end. How are we meant to click on all them ? Cheers I thought they'd come up as icons you could click on, cock, but I'm not allowed to do that, it seems. You going for the "minimalist' look on your website there then mate? The copies of your book I ordered arrived on Monday, chief. I was planning to save it for the next plane ride over to LOS but, like bargirls and beer, I couldn't hold myself back and have already read half of it. I'm enjoying every page. Top job. Not just the bits about Thailand; the UK stuff is spot on too. It's a great piece of work. I'd take my trilby off to you, if I was wearing one like my Dad did. You need to try to get it reviewed somewhere, boss. It's all about publicity. I'll see what I can do, noise up some of my alcoholic journo mates in the UK. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 You are a saint and skolar (notice the spelling of skol although they don't stock it in the Late Shop anymore). Look forward to March man Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Methinks your book is about you (except the ending):hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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