Mark Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 Jack of Crazy Jack's shadow bar........ Me: Jack.... Jack: Whaaaaaat Me: Jack can you...... Jack: Whaaaaaaat Me: Jack, can you please turn the..... Jack: Whaaaaaaat Me: Just fuckin listen you deaf git, turn the damn music down Jack:Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, speak up you muttering mother fucka. So, was it ever proven that's Jack's Mrs did indeed do away with him. I bet he'd hav wanted to go by a bird. __________________________________________________ John of Apache bar. John:(heavily accented Ozzy) Tell ya what blu, I want my gals to stop on with this 'handsome man' shit you're an English teacher, teach'em to speak right, mate. Me: So, what's in it for me? John: I'll let you fak'em. I want you to teach'em things like, when its kicking out time and punters are walking past, I want'em screaming 'how about a cold one for the raod mate' or 'I'm on the rag mate, you'll have to do me up the shittta' I liked John, wish he hadn't died. ________________________________________________ Any more fallen inn keeps to be added? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCorinthian Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 That last one was too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted June 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Come on ladies......even some funny stories about live bar owners I'll do!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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